Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Biden: "We have the highest unemployment in 50 years! You know, my, my, my son says, you ought to have a, uh, you know, we all have, uh, various short-term descriptions for your jobs, for what you're accomplished. You should say, Joe jobs."
Biden: "My middle name is Robinet. I've been told by my grandfather that this was established. I've not found it yet... so that makes me a son of the American revolution... maybe one of your genealogists can figure it out for me."
Biden: "Putin is clearly losing the war in Iraq... (yelling) No!.. No, I wasn't" involved in my son’s Chinese shake-down text message sitting next to him.
"Why are so many Americans living paycheck to paycheck?" "Why did you interact with so many of your son's foreign business partners?" "Will you give your bank records to Congress?" Biden walks away.