Biden is on fire: "They saved my life.. they saved my home & my wifeβs life.. the smoke was that thick, I wasn't there.. Reagan was nice enough to send Air Force Helicopter One to take me to the hospital.. not a joke."
You can't make this shit up. World leaders at G20 take the group photo without Biden, then walk off: "Where's Biden?.. Oh, my God... Do you see him, Joe?.. Far left, left... To the left of the palm tree. Oh, my God..."
No kidding. Democrat Maine Sec of State Bellows on her decision to unilaterally disqualify President Trump from the state's ballot: "My political affiliation, my personal views... had no bearing on my decision."