You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.
Cackling Kamala: "They're taking reproductive freedom from the people & women! We too busy watchin' what you doin' to hear what you're saying! We're fighting to lower energy costs! Trump wants to roll back our progress!
Cackling Kamala tells the audience she has "no regrets" about being a stand-up comedian and is "not going to be dispirited" after her embarrassing campaign and defeat.
Cackling Kamala explains the difficulty with those lids on the Starbucks cups: She is just that kind of "so eloquent, so quick, so intelligent" person you want running the country.