You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "Let's get something in mind about the border. When I became president, the numbers came way down! Number 1. Number 2, we had a circumstance where I pushed very hard..."
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.