You can't make this shit up: Press Sec claims that Biden did not call Trump supporters "garbage" after Biden called Trump supporters "garbage," & the press is only concerned about it bc it might hurt Kamala's campaign.
Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why those Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt should pay for those who did and "who deserved that opportunity."
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
Irritated by the press asking questions, Biden acts like he won the first debate and now wouldn't be surprised if Trump didn't want to debate him again.
Staged briefings: Biden gives Billions to Ukraine & illegals, but tells the American people to help fund the recovery of Hurricane Helene & says Trump "is lying" about him ignoring it, Kamala's handlers force the press out.
You can't make this shit up: Biden's Press Sec attempts to discredit unfiltered, unedited, publicly available clips of Biden by calling them altered cheap deep fakes.
Democrats avoiding the press: "Your response to allegation of stolen valor?" Vance joined the Marines at 18 and went on to serve in Iraq. Walz abandoned his battalion before they deployed to Iraq, then lied about being in combat.
Q: Why did Biden claim, twice in one week, that inflation was 9% when he took office — when it was really 1.4%? Biden's Press Sec: "Well, uh, look, what the point he was making, uh, is that, uh, ..."
Biden-Harris Press Sec has a hard time explaining why Kamala & Biden can send billions to Lebanon, but don't have enough to fund disaster assistance in NC, labels the question "disinformation," eventually gets mad & walks away.
Q: What did Biden mean when he said Speaker Johnson is "dead on arrival"? Biden's Press Sec: "I would just refer you to the president himself." Q: "So he misspoke?" Press Sec: "I don't think he misspoke."
Q: Why does Kamala flip-flop while claiming that her values haven't change? Press Sec: "Her values haven't changed. Her values matter." Q: Then why her policies have changed? Press Sec blames Trump and lies about everything.
When It Doesn't Make Sense: Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why Biden spent his day meeting with celebrity & Trump hater Mark Hamill and why they carried him into the briefing room.
Biden scolds a reporter: "I know you're a typical press guy. You're grabbing me in front of this all of a sudden, and I trust you as far as I throw your phone. I can have a good arm, man. I can throw it a long way..."
Fake it! Kamala's "door knocking" in Pittsburgh involved her meeting supporters outside their home, then demanding they move to the doorway so the press could capture a fake door knock.
Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Biden's Press Sec keeps saying "we want to turn the page on this" after debate disaster. CNN: "But she does not offer one, one bit of evidence or reasoning or rationale for why did America see what they saw that night?"
Biden's Press Sec on the Biden White House being in "full-blown freak out mode" as Biden's polling continues to tank: "What are you talking about?.. what are you talking about?.. Peter!"
Mumbling Biden surprises himself & reporters with 1st-ever press briefing appearance confirming that he's been destroying the country together with Kamala: "She was a major player in everything we've done."
Biden returns from his another vacation avoiding the press by walking away and wandering into the bushes while his Dr.Jill goes straight to the main entrance of the White House.
Biden's Press Sec can't answer a simple question: Will Biden start with himself to lower the temperature in this election & stop calling Trump a "threat to democracy?" Eventually she says "We're just gonna continue."
Proof of life: Biden runs out of his motorcade, yells at reporters, and bounces up the big boy stairs like he never has. The press: "Why did you drop out?"