SUNY Oneonta: Before I Even Get To My Preaching Spot, Police Arrest Me, Take Me Into Custody, Book & Process Me, Fingerprint Me, Then Shove Me In Front of A Local Judge, Judge Then Releases Me!!!! (Arrested for the Gospel's Sake)!
Univ of Michigan: Police Force Me To Lay Down My Pole, I Preach TO Thousands of Students, Warning Them About The Coming Nuclear Attack by Russia & China, Preaching the Gospel of Jesus, But Like Zombies Glued To Their Cell Phones, They Walk On By