1. Anon's Mother Is Desperate To Get Him A Girlfriend, So She Does It Herself | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon's Mother Is Desperate To Get Him A Girlfriend, So She Does It Herself | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  2. Anon’s Friend Has Phone S*x In The Most Disgusting Way Possible | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Friend Has Phone S*x In The Most Disgusting Way Possible | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  3. Obese Blue-Haired Landwhale Woman Steals Anon's Lunch | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Obese Blue-Haired Landwhale Woman Steals Anon's Lunch | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  4. Anon’s Parents Pay His 'Friends' to Be His Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Parents Pay His 'Friends' to Be His Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  5. Anon Gets Dumped by His Girlfriend for Being a Virgin | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Gets Dumped by His Girlfriend for Being a Virgin | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  6. Femanon Gets Humiliated in the Supermarket | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Femanon Gets Humiliated in the Supermarket | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  7. Anon’s Girlfriend Is Obsessed with Astrology (Pure Chaos) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Girlfriend Is Obsessed with Astrology (Pure Chaos) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  8. Anon’s Parents Won’t Stop Doing "It" | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Parents Won’t Stop Doing "It" | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  9. Anon's Girlfriend Wants Polyplay, So He Sleeps with Her Best Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon's Girlfriend Wants Polyplay, So He Sleeps with Her Best Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  10. Drawing H*ntai Saved Anon's Life | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Drawing H*ntai Saved Anon's Life | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  11. Approaching Women vs. Not Approaching Them | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Approaching Women vs. Not Approaching Them | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  12. Anon's "Innocent" Girlfriend Is Actually a Professional | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon's "Innocent" Girlfriend Is Actually a Professional | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  13. 4Chan Greentext Stories are BIZARRE

    4Chan Greentext Stories are BIZARRE

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  14. Anon Dates His Future Stepsister | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Dates His Future Stepsister | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  15. Anon Loses His Wife & His Son In The Blink Of An Eye | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Loses His Wife & His Son In The Blink Of An Eye | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  16. Dad Destroys His Trans Daughter | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Dad Destroys His Trans Daughter | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  17. 4CHAN GREENTEXT STORIES THAT WON IN LIFE

    4CHAN GREENTEXT STORIES THAT WON IN LIFE

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  18. Anon Gets Suffocated as a Birthday Gift | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Gets Suffocated as a Birthday Gift | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  19. Anon Hasn't Showered in 10 Months | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Hasn't Showered in 10 Months | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  20. Marriage in 1950 vs. Marriage in 2025 | 4chan Greentext Stories

    Marriage in 1950 vs. Marriage in 2025 | 4chan Greentext Stories

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  21. Anon Flirts With The Female Doctor At The Military (Gone Wrong) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Flirts With The Female Doctor At The Military (Gone Wrong) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  22. Straightest 4Chan User: | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Straightest 4Chan User: | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  23. Hot Subway Employee Is Unfriendly To Anon, So He Ruins Her Day | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Hot Subway Employee Is Unfriendly To Anon, So He Ruins Her Day | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  24. The Real Reason Why 4Chan Users Are Virgins | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    The Real Reason Why 4Chan Users Are Virgins | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  25. Anon Has The Perfect Female Roommate, But Then This Happens... | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Has The Perfect Female Roommate, But Then This Happens... | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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