1. Wouldn’t have been as embarrassing without that slide.

    Wouldn’t have been as embarrassing without that slide.

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  2. When your butt itches, but don’t wanna be caught scratching in public

    When your butt itches, but don’t wanna be caught scratching in public

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  3. Auditioning to be Santa’s lil pupper...

    Auditioning to be Santa’s lil pupper...

    16
  4. He's ready to play with all his new toys!

    He's ready to play with all his new toys!

    31
  5. “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    57
  6. “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

    “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

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  7. But DO NOT Get A Border Collie, they are hyperactive 😍

    But DO NOT Get A Border Collie, they are hyperactive 😍

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  8. “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

    “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

    21
  9. Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

    Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

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