1. Wouldn’t have been as embarrassing without that slide.

    Wouldn’t have been as embarrassing without that slide.

    48
  2. “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    57
  3. “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

    “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

    21
  4. Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

    Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

    33
  5. When your spirit animal happens to live across the building.

    When your spirit animal happens to live across the building.

    23
  6. When someone else is going home instead of you

    When someone else is going home instead of you

    40