You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe has the nerve to joke about updating the country on a terrorist attack: "Kickoff is going to take off very shortly. If I don't get this damn thing done, we're going to be in real trouble."
Making herself look deranged, Kamala always cackles at her own jokes while nobody else is laughing: "Leave grandma's medical marijuana alone! Hahaha! Everybody needs to be woke. Hahaha! I would suggest that we multitask. Hahaha!"