1. Whiteman Single-handedly Destroys Puerto Callao With 4 Goals. Final Score 5-2

    Whiteman Single-handedly Destroys Puerto Callao With 4 Goals. Final Score 5-2

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  2. One Goal And Two Assists From Whiteman. Palsy Scores Again. One Pass Lives Up To His Moniker

    One Goal And Two Assists From Whiteman. Palsy Scores Again. One Pass Lives Up To His Moniker

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  3. Whiteman Saves The Day With 2 Goals. Bane Does His Best To Try And Ruin It. 2-1 Over 19 Brayshaw DR

    Whiteman Saves The Day With 2 Goals. Bane Does His Best To Try And Ruin It. 2-1 Over 19 Brayshaw DR

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  5. Whiteman Scores Both Goals In 4-2 Loss To Pears. Bane To Be Evaluated For Mental Illness

    Whiteman Scores Both Goals In 4-2 Loss To Pears. Bane To Be Evaluated For Mental Illness

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  6. Chad Whiteman Scores The Most Powerful Goal In The History Of The World

    Chad Whiteman Scores The Most Powerful Goal In The History Of The World

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  7. Captain Whiteman Leads Evanston United To A Thorough 5-0 Demolition Of Gooning FC

    Captain Whiteman Leads Evanston United To A Thorough 5-0 Demolition Of Gooning FC

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  8. Australia For The Whiteman - 2/6/2024 - Jacob Hersant X-Space

    Australia For The Whiteman - 2/6/2024 - Jacob Hersant X-Space

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  9. Hate Crime At Tommy Nevin's Park. African BOY Assaults Whiteman. Oh, There Was A Soccer Game, Too

    Hate Crime At Tommy Nevin's Park. African BOY Assaults Whiteman. Oh, There Was A Soccer Game, Too

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  10. Whiteman Says, "Move, Bitch. Get Out The Way". Scores Very Masculine Goal To Win Game 1-0 v LSBl10

    Whiteman Says, "Move, Bitch. Get Out The Way". Scores Very Masculine Goal To Win Game 1-0 v LSBl10

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  11. Whiteman Scores Puskas Contender. Bane Should Be All Time Goalie

    Whiteman Scores Puskas Contender. Bane Should Be All Time Goalie

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  12. Whiteman Saves The Day With A Glorious Header. 3-2 Win v LOS HUEVUDOS

    Whiteman Saves The Day With A Glorious Header. 3-2 Win v LOS HUEVUDOS

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  13. After The Whiteman's RULE What Happens 2 Black Americans ? #SOULPower4Ever

    After The Whiteman's RULE What Happens 2 Black Americans ? #SOULPower4Ever

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  14. Evanston United Shut Out DangItTuckerFC 2-0. Whiteman's CDM Position Helps Solidify Defense

    Evanston United Shut Out DangItTuckerFC 2-0. Whiteman's CDM Position Helps Solidify Defense

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  15. VAR Incorrectly Rules Offsides On History's Most Amazing Goal. Whiteman Is Inconsolable

    VAR Incorrectly Rules Offsides On History's Most Amazing Goal. Whiteman Is Inconsolable

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  16. Whiteman Saves The Pass Bros. Bane Needs Bathroom Break During Game. 2-2 Draw v Dads SC

    Whiteman Saves The Pass Bros. Bane Needs Bathroom Break During Game. 2-2 Draw v Dads SC

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  17. Whiteman Takes Control. Scores Hat Trick in 5-0 Win v Los HPs

    Whiteman Takes Control. Scores Hat Trick in 5-0 Win v Los HPs

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  18. .......After The Whiteman Comes What 4 Black People ? #RealitysTempleOnEarth #JimCrow

    .......After The Whiteman Comes What 4 Black People ? #RealitysTempleOnEarth #JimCrow

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  19. Whiteman, "How Do We Play With Two Retards On The Team? Not Very Well.". 1-0 Loss v Chiloso FC

    Whiteman, "How Do We Play With Two Retards On The Team? Not Very Well.". 1-0 Loss v Chiloso FC

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  20. Whiteman Sees Red. Evanston United Lose 4-1 v Marauders FC. Bane Still Can't Fucking Pass

    Whiteman Sees Red. Evanston United Lose 4-1 v Marauders FC. Bane Still Can't Fucking Pass

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  21. Whiteman Singlehandedly Destroys TAKIMO FC. Evanston United Win 4 - 0

    Whiteman Singlehandedly Destroys TAKIMO FC. Evanston United Win 4 - 0

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  22. Evanston United Lose In Heartbreaker v LA CLIKA. Whiteman Continues Great Form In 2-1 Loss

    Evanston United Lose In Heartbreaker v LA CLIKA. Whiteman Continues Great Form In 2-1 Loss

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  23. Whiteman Personally Trains Bane. See The Results While They Last. Evanston United 4-2 LOS RUCOS

    Whiteman Personally Trains Bane. See The Results While They Last. Evanston United 4-2 LOS RUCOS

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  24. Rocket Strike From Whiteman. Evanston United Lose To Gold Eagle 2-1. Bane Still Can't Fucking Pass

    Rocket Strike From Whiteman. Evanston United Lose To Gold Eagle 2-1. Bane Still Can't Fucking Pass

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  25. Whiteman Sets Record, 8 Goals. Evanston United Destroy wakanda for eve 14-0. Bane Still Sucks Ass

    Whiteman Sets Record, 8 Goals. Evanston United Destroy wakanda for eve 14-0. Bane Still Sucks Ass

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