Q: Does the White House have any leverage to dissuade China from supporting Russia as much as it is? Biden's Press Sec: "We've been very clear." Reporter: "That doesn't answer my question!"
Democrats' pocket media: Could you just speak to the historical significance of whatever Biden is doing? Biden's Press Sec: OMG, I can do it all day long!
Q: "Why did Biden tell the same story word for word 2 times in the same speech?" Biden's Press Sec: "81 million people" voted for him "to get our economy back on track" and to have "an adult in the room."
Like a broken record: Biden's Press Sec doesn't answer questions, instead repeats the same nonsense over and over again and when challenged - threatens to leave.
Biden's Press Sec opens her no-answers press briefing: "Wait, nobody likes my outfit?.. There might be issues if people start commenting on my outfit."
With a straight face and blinking eyes, Biden's Press Sec says Biden has been doing all he can to protect the US border, but Republicans are standing in the way.
"For the last 3 days no one has seen Biden doing anything!" Biden's Press Sec: "He had lunch with the vice president yesterday, important partner in everything that he's trying to get done on behalf of the American people."