Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Biden "Big Boy" Press Conference: "I've been given a list of people... I'm the most qualified person... not a joke... I'm catching hell from my wife... anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway..."