Amid the stock market collapse and chaos in the Middle East, Biden makes a mid-afternoon arrival back at the White House after a leisurely weekend in Delaware while avoiding the press asking questions.
Irritated by the press asking questions, Biden acts like he won the first debate and now wouldn't be surprised if Trump didn't want to debate him again.
In spite of the dramatic music, massive decorations, and all those dressed up around, Biden never misses an opportunity to embarrass himself in public.
Biden goes to Michigan to sniff the kids, whisper, tell people in a cafeteria that he's okay, that "everybody does better," and "it's not a joke!.. anyway..."
How do you call it when 10K people illegally cross the border in 1 day? Biden's Press Sec: "Republicans' fault.. we gonna move on." How many people coming illegally is enough for Biden? Biden's Press Sec: "Enough for what?..
Plausible deniability: Biden's Press Sec claims that all Biden's failing policies are "incredibly popular," blames "a criminal defendant" Trump and Republicans.
Democrats & their fellow CNN on Biden drops out of 2024 race: "When I heard it, I cried. It's like my head is spinning... All of our heads are spinning right now... I can confirm that everyone's heads are spinning."
You can't make this shit up. Democrat Pelosi: "There are healthcare professionals who think that Trump has dementia, that his thoughts do not go together. He doesn't even know the truth. Biden has the stamina. He's right there!"
Almighty Biden: "They're trying to push me out of the race. Let me be clear, I'm staying in the race! I'll beat Donald Trump! I will beat him again in 2020!.. not a joke!"
Biden shuffles around the WH: "Any comment on Russia deploying nuclear weapons into space?" Joe: "Happy Valentine's Day... wanna get a picture?.." Jill: "No — we did." Biden fakes to jog, trips, keeps shuffling.
Biden's Press Sec: "You have to treat people with dignity! You have to treat people with respect! No matter which side of the aisle!" Biden: Hold my beer!
Biden's Press Sec on Joe Biden claiming that in a few months after his inauguration he talked to French president "Mitterrand from Germany" who died in 1996: "I'm not even going to go down that rabbit hole."