Biden's Press Sec cooks a giant word salad about Biden's "comprehensive physical" & "I'm sharpest before 8:00 p.m." statement: "You know, he likes to joke a lot. I think people laugh when he says it."
Biden's Press Sec defends Biden's outrageous, false debate claim that no U.S. troops have been killed abroad on his watch: "The president was making a comparison... because he cares so deeply..."
Q: What did Biden mean when he said Speaker Johnson is "dead on arrival"? Biden's Press Sec: "I would just refer you to the president himself." Q: "So he misspoke?" Press Sec: "I don't think he misspoke."
Like a broken record, Biden's Press Sec keeps saying about the debate that it was a bad night with a cold on top of that but she can't tell why it was a bad night and why Biden doesn't take any cold medication...
Biden's Press Sec keeps saying "we want to turn the page on this" after debate disaster. CNN: "But she does not offer one, one bit of evidence or reasoning or rationale for why did America see what they saw that night?"
Biden's Press Sec on the Biden White House being in "full-blown freak out mode" as Biden's polling continues to tank: "What are you talking about?.. what are you talking about?.. Peter!"
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
Biden's Press Sec brings up another excuse for Biden's poor debate performance - "Jet lag" by his international trip 12 days prior to the debate & claims that he should "be commended" for "pushing through."
Biden's ex press sec Psaki: "Kamala is like an, in my view, an undervalued talent. She's a very fierce communicator. She's very strong. And nobody is really tracking it. It's almost like public opinion hasn't caught up"
Q: Why did Biden claim, twice in one week, that inflation was 9% when he took office — when it was really 1.4%? Biden's Press Sec: "Well, uh, look, what the point he was making, uh, is that, uh, ..."
Biden's Press Sec abruptly ends the press briefing rather than take a question from Simon Ateba who represents Africa in the WH briefing room after a year of refusing to take any question from him.
When It Doesn't Make Sense: Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why Biden spent his day meeting with celebrity & Trump hater Mark Hamill and why they carried him into the briefing room.