1. “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

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  2. “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

    “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

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  3. Both dogs got into fights with porcupines and needed to be put under anesthesia to remove the quills

    Both dogs got into fights with porcupines and needed to be put under anesthesia to remove the quills

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  4. But DO NOT Get A Border Collie, they are hyperactive 😍

    But DO NOT Get A Border Collie, they are hyperactive 😍

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  5. “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

    “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

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  6. Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

    Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

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