Press Sec on Trump saying Kamala identifies herself as Indian or Black depending on when it benefits her: "It was repulsive, disrespectful, and insulting. Real leaders don't question someone's identity." Biden: Hold my beer!
Reporter: "If you look at Biden schedule, the big event on Tuesday was a phone call, the big event today is a lunch, tomorrow we don't know what he's doing." Biden's Press Sec: "We are recalibrating."
Press Sec on Biden-Harris admin sparing 9/11 terrorists from a trial & the death penalty: "This is something that we had no involvement in, Biden didn't have any involvement in, the WH played no role in this process."
Q: Why are Democrats re-writing the history & denying that Kamala has been a "Border Czar" & total failure fixing the border? Biden's Press Sec: Kamala is not responsible, & blames Republicans. Q: Is there nobody in charge?
Q: Biden promised to lower the temperature but now Kamala uses the same 'threat to democracy" language. Biden's Press Sec: "It's important to talk about unity." Q: How many threats are enough to lower the temperature?
Biden's Press Sec: "People love Joe Biden. He has a human decency, he has a big heart, he has done more than most presidents have done in 8 years." The View: "Yeah, yeah, he even tried to fix the border."
Biden's Press Sec defends Biden's outrageous, false debate claim that no U.S. troops have been killed abroad on his watch: "The president was making a comparison... because he cares so deeply..."
Q: What did Biden mean when he said Speaker Johnson is "dead on arrival"? Biden's Press Sec: "I would just refer you to the president himself." Q: "So he misspoke?" Press Sec: "I don't think he misspoke."
Biden's Press Sec keeps saying "we want to turn the page on this" after debate disaster. CNN: "But she does not offer one, one bit of evidence or reasoning or rationale for why did America see what they saw that night?"
Biden's Press Sec on the Biden White House being in "full-blown freak out mode" as Biden's polling continues to tank: "What are you talking about?.. what are you talking about?.. Peter!"
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
Biden's Press Sec brings up another excuse for Biden's poor debate performance - "Jet lag" by his international trip 12 days prior to the debate & claims that he should "be commended" for "pushing through."
Biden's ex press sec Psaki: "Kamala is like an, in my view, an undervalued talent. She's a very fierce communicator. She's very strong. And nobody is really tracking it. It's almost like public opinion hasn't caught up"
Q: Why did Biden claim, twice in one week, that inflation was 9% when he took office — when it was really 1.4%? Biden's Press Sec: "Well, uh, look, what the point he was making, uh, is that, uh, ..."
Biden's Press Sec abruptly ends the press briefing rather than take a question from Simon Ateba who represents Africa in the WH briefing room after a year of refusing to take any question from him.
If Biden has got significant limitations on his memory, then who is helping him run the country? Biden's Press Sec: "That part of the report does not live in reality." Biden: "Aafuthimerfutifuterwigh!"