Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."
Q: "Are you a liability for VP Harris!? What did you mean by 'lock him up'? Were you calling for Donald Trump to be jailed!?" Creepy Joe shuffles away.
Creepy Joe Biden Clown Show is back: "Are you going to elect Kamala Harris? I picked her because she was smart. I knew who wanted to replace me. Kamala will take the country in her own direction. That's not a joke."
Did you know that we actually have a president? His name is Creepy Joe: "That's why Kamala and I have been so determined in our short term. My short term. Our short term. I mean it really, absolutely mind blowing."
Who is running our country? Creepy Joe is currently lounging on the beach in Delaware as he enjoys his 2nd straight week of vacation. Kamala is nowhere to be found.