1. “Yes! I assure you I’m a dog! Now, leave me alone, ya .”

    “Yes! I assure you I’m a dog! Now, leave me alone, ya .”

    56
  2. My dog is the real MVP (most valuable possession).

    My dog is the real MVP (most valuable possession).

    39
  3. What happened to, “Dog Park!!!”#dogproblems

    What happened to, “Dog Park!!!”#dogproblems

    11
  4. It’s a bird... it’s a plane... it’s superpup!

    It’s a bird... it’s a plane... it’s superpup!

    68
  5. “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

    “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

    62
  6. Wouldn’t have been as embarrassing without that slide.

    Wouldn’t have been as embarrassing without that slide.

    45
  7. “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    55
  8. When you’re minding your business and a random backs that thing up like you asked for it.

    When you’re minding your business and a random backs that thing up like you asked for it.

    35