Biden scolds a reporter: "I know you're a typical press guy. You're grabbing me in front of this all of a sudden, and I trust you as far as I throw your phone. I can have a good arm, man. I can throw it a long way..."
Joe Biden on the way back to the White Nursing Home in D.C. after his embarrassing trip overseas, where he will keep embarrassing himself even more — all at the expense of the American people.
Trump jokes behind doors about Taylor Swift endorsing Biden and fake news MSNBC, without any knowledge about what he actually said, go on a rant claiming that Trump desperately wants her to endorse him.
Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Biden Clown Show at G7: "Mr. Fink, I call you Larry... we go back a long way at BlackRock... we're developing the first railway line to extend from Angola ... to the Indian Ocean!"
Biden Clown Anti-2nd-Amendment Show: "I've attended too many mass shootings... who needs a magazine that can hold 200 shells... if they wanna think to take on government, guess what, they need F-15s! They don't need a rifle!.."
Creepy Biden: "Ghosts in new garments trying to take us back... we don't know fully what American soil is... she know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured."