Biden Clown Show: "My name's Joe Biden... homeland security secretary uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh... I took action to secure our border... Not a joke!.." Dr. Jill: "And that's what Joe is doing today for all of us!"
MSNBC host worries that the debate is unfair to Joe Biden because our expectations for him are so high: "The bar for Biden is so much higher. Trump's bar is literally: Is he alive? Is he standing? Are the words coming out?"
Biden: "We have the highest unemployment in 50 years! You know, my, my, my son says, you ought to have a, uh, you know, we all have, uh, various short-term descriptions for your jobs, for what you're accomplished. You should say, Joe jobs."
Hilarious. CNN host on Biden losing black voters by more than half: "Holy cow, folks! Look at this! I just never seen anything like this! I'm, like, speechless because you always look at history, this is a historic moment in 6 decades!"