Creepy Biden Pandering & Dividing Show: "The other team doesn't see the world like we see it, they don't have the same attitude we have, they are the most closed-minded people that I've ever dealt with."
Artificially Enthusiastic Biden Lying Show: "Welluhhh I like tuhh puht the other, that other nominee for president, the former president, I'd like to put him in the middle of Arizona for awhile!"