Biden goes to Michigan to sniff the kids, whisper, tell people in a cafeteria that he's okay, that "everybody does better," and "it's not a joke!.. anyway..."
Almighty Biden: "They're trying to push me out of the race. Let me be clear, I'm staying in the race! I'll beat Donald Trump! I will beat him again in 2020!.. not a joke!"
Biden's Press Sec cooks a giant word salad about Biden's "comprehensive physical" & "I'm sharpest before 8:00 p.m." statement: "You know, he likes to joke a lot. I think people laugh when he says it."
The Biden Clown Show Must Go On: "I think of you as my domestic NATO. Not a joke. We're going to give working people a shot. When I was a kid someone lived with us full time. I wonder how my dad handles in walls. Think about it."
Biden "Big Boy" Press Conference: "I've been given a list of people... I'm the most qualified person... not a joke... I'm catching hell from my wife... anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway... anyway..."