Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Creepy Biden: "Ghosts in new garments trying to take us back... we don't know fully what American soil is... she know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured."