Doctor Jill: "You heard Joe's heart tonight on the debate stage. He wakes up every morning thinking about how he can make the lives of Americans better."
Biden post-debate Clown Show. Dr.Jill: "Joe wakes up every morning thinking about how he can make lives better." Gillibrand: "He's the best!" Biden: "Good job, man." Elton John: "Huh? Oh." Biden shuffles off.
Biden makes up stories about how he didn't want to be vice-president, then president, how he was involved in the civil rights movement, how he was arrested for being on the porch with a black family, etc.