Creepy Biden randomly yelling, calling Kamala "boss," and Senator JD Vance "Secretary Vance," lying about 2nd Amendment and mocking it: "Back when it was passed, you could not own a cannon! No, I'm not joking!"
Artificially Enthusiastic Biden Lying Show: "Welluhhh I like tuhh puht the other, that other nominee for president, the former president, I'd like to put him in the middle of Arizona for awhile!"
Biden says he has to lie about his 'progress' because otherwise Americans' economic outlooks are "locked in the fear of negative mindset," not because the inflation and overall prices are up.