Joe Biden on the way back to the White Nursing Home in D.C. after his embarrassing trip overseas, where he will keep embarrassing himself even more — all at the expense of the American people.
Doctor Jill: "You heard Joe's heart tonight on the debate stage. He wakes up every morning thinking about how he can make the lives of Americans better."
Creepy Biden: "Ghosts in new garments trying to take us back... we don't know fully what American soil is... she know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured."
Biden campaign manager: Mass amnesty to illegal aliens are the things that matter most to American communities across the country that really deserve the opportunity that we know is so important in this election.