Biden Clown Show: "The pack that means monthly saypens... I say to every young man, marry into a family with 5 or more daughters... after I signed the packandumpackatlike act into law."
Biden Clown Show: "It's, um, almost, um, an honor to be introduced by the 1st ever Jewish spouse of American president.. Jewish community I've come from.. here is today.. he is, he's not here he's still being held by Hamas."
Biden Pandering Show: "I don't feel tired, I feel inspired!. I got involved in civil rights when I was 15.. When I was VP, things were kinda bad during the pandemic.. Erectionists!. they're trying to erase black history! Literally!"