D&D Thats Too Offensive For Youtube
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A channel where I can upload my D&D videos without youtube getting mad about how offensive we are.
I am the Dungeon Master in the video. One of the players (Durzo) is recording.
My notes from the first 13 sessions:
Session 1
The first one, team meets doppelganger James Moorecroft and installs him into power.
Team installed doppelganger James Moorecroft as local land baron
He is in their debt but they all know he’s a doppelganger
Nate (Eugenio) gave his name to Inquisitor Alaric Voss and said investigate James Moorecroft
Alaric Voss will investigate James Moorecroft
Expects Nate to be at the posh Inn once done investigating
Voss will force his way into the manor, find the tied and tortured James Moorecroft and agree to return him to his rightful position if he stalks the team for a while.
He will imprison the doppelganger.
Team met Cassandra (charity worker) helping Enimat addicts
If they meet her again, she will visit Ulrick and Lan at night and reveal herself as a member of the Ashen Brotherhood.
Team is on their way to Governors manor to ask about Enimat drug supplies.
Session 2
The one with farmer Johns animals, cassandra and durzo intimate bathroom scene, lyrial listens from the other room.
Farmer John's disappeared animals investigated.
Spider things were taking animals and eating them
Lyrial and Durzo stealthily killed them and the birther.
Brought back farmer John's animals but had to slaughter the cows due to eggs inside them.
Cassandra breaks into durzos bedroom & invites the team to the Ashen Brotherhood on the condition they prove themselves.
Objective: Aleric Voss needs to be dealt with.
Whereabouts currently unknown.
Team defeats the boar ambush, now having a long rest before fighting the goblin camp.
Session 3
The one with the Goblin camp (and Nate almost dies) also the first of many sewer sessions.
Goblin camp defeated, marble Sarcophagus left behind at camp.
Mage gobril the goblin mage was killed.
Brother borgan was also slain.
Gobgan: Youngest brother to Borgan and Gobril
Durzo, Lyrial and Nate Wavecrest went to sewers, found smugglers smuggling Enimat.
Nate is currently distracting and flirting with a smuggler guarding the main cargo (unloading and loading section).
Nate attempted to push the smuggler in the sewer water. FAILED.
Smuggler attempted to grapple Nate in response. FAILED.
Nate lied to the smuggler about his intent. PASSED???? (lame)
Session 4
The one where Ulrick places anti-undead incense into the heart of Nyxaras temple, almost killing the whole team.
Still in the Sewers
Made way through Nyxaras guardians and shadows to Nyxaras temple
Interrogated some of Nyxaras Acolytes
Found out Nyxara and Auril were allied originally to overthrow Agni
Durzo became marked by Nyxara.
Nyxara tells Durzo about his sister Elara
Nyxara is holding Elara in his shadow realm. She may be returned to Durzo one day, should he prove himself.
Team left Nyxaras Temple, camped outside Nyxaras temple
Session 5
After escaping Nyxaras Temple, team explores the rest of the sewers. Finds the drug producers, murders the drug producers. Also grub is found.
Team made way into drug smuggling den, killed the guards, tortured the drug making alchemists. Enimat manufacturing has almost entirely halted in Campess Port now.
Nate murdered several people in cold blood.
Team found Grub and his magical box. Nate tried to take his magical box.
Team chased Grub, exposing Grubs secret tunnel systems, they didnt find his secret treasure room.
Team made way through maze with traps and such to find Stones of Communication (custom item)
Session 6
Team found some barrels of oil.
Team repaired a cart and put 2 barrels onto the cart
Team fannied about with the cart for the next hour.
Team setup an ambush and then lured Frost Warden Inquisitor Alaric Voss into an ambush.
His 2 subordinates were killed immediately. Alaric Voss was knocked prone, and the team finished him off.
Team Celebrated and went back to Ashen Brotherhood underground shrine.
Agni revealed himself.
Ulrick marked.
Lyrial marked.
The Ashen Brotherhood asked them to travel to Muttonham to ascertain why Ashen Brotherhood their has stopped communicating with them.
Session 7
Having killed Alaric Voss, the team sets off to Muttonham, but encounters a shrine to blipdoolpoolp.
Team left for Muttonham.
River Crossing encounter (sea hag + fish people) enroute to Muttonham.
Nate got marked
Found some boats
Water walked down the river
Put the cart with 2 barrels of oil on the boats, and pulled them down the river.
Found some ruins
Fought Gobgan, the 1 remaining goblin that got away in Session 3
Camped in the ruins for the night.
Went into the ruins underground level
Traps, wall walking, silliness ensued.
Nate walks into room where a sermon to The Mad Sea Mother is taking place. Lead by fishman called Toe.
Fishman called Eye is the leader of the temple. He takes Nate to secret backroom.
Blipdoolpoolp, The Mad Sea Mother reveals herself to Nate and the Team.
Nate receives his magic 8 ball gift.
Rest of the team receives their custom magic items
Magic 8 Ball Conche - Nate
Smugglers Whistle - Lyrial
Agni’s Branding Gloves - Ulrick
Elara’s Locket - Durzo
Team Camped where they killed the goblins
Session 8
The road to Muttonham with Han Jodgemans barely cursed bazaar
Han Jodgeman - deceased
Spog & Spig - Guards
Biff & Boff - Guards
Tried to sell human meat sandwiches
Granfar Bolmoore noble he was saved by knows:
Nathanial wavecrease
Durzo Flint
Lyrial Thorne
Ulrick
A manhole by apothecary
Session 9
The one where they arrived in Muttonham, attempted to burn the church, gave up and went to Muttonham Sewers.
Nate tried to burn the muttonham church down, got caught, only just evaded being hit.
Lyrial spat on Aurils shrine, giant ice wraith almost killed him.
Due to this, church is on high alert, wanted posters being posted everywhere.
Team stumbled across a hostel, turned out it was ashen brotherhood muttonham chapter.
Karen, usurper of the Ashen Brotherhood Muttonham chapter, attempted to torture Nate. Team broke into interrogation chamber, killed both Karen and Kyle.
During the battle, Nate almost killed Ulrick due to Conch powers.
Team discovered Borchok the turtle in the sewers.
Team rescued Bjorghaf(???) from blob monsters.
Blob monsters raped Nate.
Session 10
The one with the prison infiltration via the sewer (rescued Sir Jared of Blampsfield and Uh Juh).
Ulrick broke his vow of silence after his long rest
Broke into Muttonham prison
Rescued Sir Jared and his associate Uh Juh
Was seen exiting Muttonham Prison, prison is now on high alert, Lyrial was seen for the second time by frost wardens.
Returned them to Muttonham Ashen brotherhood, discussed future plans and what the aims are.
Establish/re-establish more brotherhood chapters
Blow up Auril churches
Travel to Fireholme to establish this base
Train an army
Rise up
Destroy Auril
Eves dropped on Muttonham guards
Found out you can just visit people in Prison (Martin, one of the shady smugglers guards sons)
They plan to scope it out next session
Also completed the Stuck Ship quest, Ulrick and Lyrial introduced to Chronos.
Discovered a powerful artefact from Chronos.
Grandfather clock that stops time for unaligned creatures within 40ft.
Session 11
The one with the prison infiltration via the front door and murder the warden.
Ulrick & Lyrial started on the sticky ship
Docked, told Nate where they were at so he met them at the docks
Team attempted to convince the smugglers to give them the clock
Almost created a mutiny against the Captain (just to spite him)
Team gave up attempting to get Chronos’s clock
Team asked the guards at the outer checkpoint what time and day visitation is for the prison below.
Went to sleep at the inn (& paid their tabs+another week)
Team wake up and arrive at prison at about 8:10am
Team scouted the prison, visited Martin (Ash’s son)
They were told to put their weapons away in their bag of holding
Interrogated Martin, offered to draw him tentacle porn of an elf
Scouted out prison a little bit
Murdered Warden Stephen Highflag and exploded his body (Classic Nate)
Found skeleton keys
Found armoury keys
Found 800gp
Stole a bunch of nice loot from the armoury
Nate impersonated him and left the prison disguised as the warden, Lyrial had a disguise kit on. Ulrick is just Ulrick.
Probably more wanted posters if they dont blow up the prison next session.
Session 12
The one with the auction and the blowing up of Muttonham Church.
Team attends an auction.
Team buys lots of knickknacks and such, some useless some not so much.
Team keeps interrupting the auction. Auctioneer is very annoyed that they keep having conversations during the auction.
Team bids on explosives, has conversation about how they dont have an explosives licence during the bidding process but it is required to have one in order to receive the explosives.
TEAM BLOWS UP MUTTONHAM CHURCH
Session 13
The one with Mega-Jon, also Ulrick faffs around with his tokens for majority of the session.
Team finds the Druidic Coven, Tron (Tree Jon) who is blind and asks them to find his brothers Bon (Bone Jon) who is mute and Won (Water Jon) who is deaf.
Team finds all 3 Jons, who then show their true power by combining into MEGA-JON. Combined they have no disabilities and have many abilities.