Professor Goofball's horrible jokes, puns, and crazy interviews

My preferred prepositions are on, in, and around. I don't know what pronouns are. I was born Caucasian, but I identify as an Eskimo, even though I hate cold weather, but I am very good at rubbing noses, and for that reason I get very angry if someone claims I am not an Eskimo. My race is one half Nascar and one half Indy 500. I am still trying to figure out what gender I identify as, so for now, I identify as a feline. I am very good at hissing and purring. As for what pronoun to use, just call me an "It." That was my nickname in 7th grade. Anyway, these videos are purely for laughs. We need to laugh more, and cry less, don't you think? Groaning is also acceptable, and you are also welcome to shake your head at what I think is funny, but what you think is downright stupid. Expect at least two awful puns per video, plus an interview with an "unusual" person or persons, or something unexpected. I know that I am sure not expecting much.