Washington Razorblades Impact Content - by Zaylen Hubbard
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Overview and Formation
The Washington Razorblades Impact Crew (WRI) is a multifaceted organization based in Seattle, Washington, near the Space Needle, having formerly resided in Kansas. Led by the powerful and chaotic Zaylen Hubbard, the crew is not just a band but also functions as a gang, a hockey team, a merchandise enterprise, a restaurant, and a crime-stopping organization. The crew has a long history, previously existing as "Nexus Riot" from 2003-2005 and before that as the "White Island Crew" from 1997-2002. They are the second richest of the "Split 4" factions, a group of powerful crews that includes DaWoopDingo, Sparkles Skyrocket Team, and Several X.
Leadership and Dynamics
The crew's leader is Zaylen Hubbard, an overwhelmingly narcissistic and sadistic individual who is also one of the most overpowered gods in the universe. He often messes with his own crew members for personal pleasure and ratings, and his leadership style is marked by stress from dealing with the crew's "Retarded-ass antics". Despite his often cruel and violent outbursts, Zaylen's immense power makes him and his crew largely untouchable, as demonstrated when a lawsuit against him was rejected in 2004 after a threatening outburst. The core of the crew's power structure consists of the "Main 4": Zaylen Hubbard, Xacio Tyler, Patrick Lars, and Miles "Tails" Prower.
Roster
The members of the Washington Razorblades Impact Crew include:
Leader: Zaylen Hosea Hubbard
Dora Anastasia Márquez (Zaylen's wife)
White "White Face" Ruby Alverez
Jess Annie Barts Vets
Xacio Kadzu Tyler
Marlyalarans "Marly" Joann Hyacinthe
Patrick Ándy Lars
Suzy Matilda Lars
Caillou Alexander Anderson
Gina Wilson Delgado
Rosaline “Rosie” Lee Anderson
Gabriel “Gab” Nhils
Daiseria “Daisy” Hopla Anderson
Edd Ernest Gould
Ell Hull Gould
Wayne Cosma Lucas
Hymås Nilsson Modo
Miles “Tails” Dwight Prower
Cream Audy Reed
Cosmo Evo Veronika (revived in 2016)
Louis Schwinninger
Illan “Soap” Jennifer
Hannah Molly-Near Anderson
Mickey Dynside Opel
Cody Gabriel Anderson
Liliano "Lily" Mia Anderson
Zell “Zell Hell” Hubbard
Former members include Esbjerg Einar (deceased 2004), Meg Griffin, Bailey "Pearly" Pearl (to SST), John Janesville (deceased 2004), Monk Morrison (to SST), Jessie Morrison (to SST), Rouge Culer, and Sonic Sanchez (to SST).