A Hilarious Journey Through Life's Absurdities

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Imagine a man so clumsy, he could trip over his own shadow and still manage to blame the floor for being in his way. His misadventures are like a slapstick comedy routine directed by fate itself, with each step he takes leading him closer to calamity. He's the kind of guy who can make a simple task, like tying his shoelaces, resemble a complex and dramatic dance routine. His sense of direction is so terrible that even GPS devices have given up on him, leaving him to navigate the world like a lost puppy in a maze of confusion. If laughter were currency, he'd be a billionaire, because his mere presence guarantees a show full of hilarious mishaps and sidesplitting moments. His life is a perpetual sitcom, where everyday situations turn into epic sagas of slapstick humor and exaggerated irony. So, if you're in need of a good laugh, just follow the trail of chaos and you'll find him, the human embodiment of comedy gold.

GOOSERtheBand

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Their lightning-fast rise to popularity in Vacaville (Home of Papa Roach) and Sacramento lead to much label interest and packed all-ages venues all over Sacramento. Their catchy guitar riff lead original songs and funny and irreverent teenage personalities landed them on local rock station album compilations, headlining rock station live events, opening for indie label emo artists like Hawthorn Heights and Die Trying, and landed them on stage at the Sacramento stop of 2003 Warped Tour playing in front of Bowling for Soup and next to then up and coming bands at the time like Plain White T's and All American rejects at the young age of 13, only a year into their heavy concert schedule out of the garage. Founding members: Tony Ricker - Lead guitar/Song Writer Daniel Espinosa - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals/Lyrics Joe Berry - Drums Other Members: Seth Mattson - Bass Player (Longest) Adam Woolums (original bass player, short-lived) Derek Diesen - Drums (Built By Stereo on Good Seed Records)

Hoodoo By Mocha & Goose

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Hi there, my name is Mocha Midnight. I am a 4th generation spiritual practitioner, descended from Ethiopia, Ghana, Thailand, and the Appalachian & Sierra Mountains. G0d's Love inspiresme to use my spiritual abilities to guide people with compassionate psychic readings, benevolent spell-casting services, and top quality metaphysical lifestyle digital products. I am a multi-genre, up-and-coming musician, a graphic x fashion designer, manicured nails content creator, vegetarian, legally Ordained Interfaith Clergywomxn, intersectional feminist, self-published nondenominational witchcraft e-book author, aromatherapy/skincare craftswomxn, Zionist, & (VERY) ~progressive *Republican*~ !!!!!!!!