No wonder Aliens just drive by

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Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure. The Matrix.

When Aliens Come To Tea

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Pull up a chair and pour a cup. Welcome to When Aliens Come To Tea, the galaxy's most unique conversation podcast, broadcasting from the heart of Terra Nova centuries in the future. Join charming host and interstellar tea master Felix Andromeda as he sits down with guests from across the cosmos—humans, dignitaries from distant star systems, sentient flora, and beings you've only imagined—for intimate, surprising, and often hilarious discussions. Expect warmth, wit, unexpected insights, and the delightful chaos that ensues when different worlds collide over tea etiquette and existential questions. When Aliens Come To Tea offers a blend of sophisticated dialogue and spontaneous humor, perfect for listeners seeking genuine connection and a fresh perspective on life among the stars. Subscribe now and join our interstellar tea party – it's more than an interview; it's a bridge between worlds, one cup at a time.