You can't make this shit up: Democrat Mayorkas admits that he knows that children are being trafficked but tells fake news media that he and his department have nothing to do about it, eventually blames "the broken system."
You can't make this shit up: Press Sec claims that Biden did not call Trump supporters "garbage" after Biden called Trump supporters "garbage," & the press is only concerned about it bc it might hurt Kamala's campaign.
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
You can't make this shit up: MSNBC claims that Biden's appearance in the briefing room is so amazing & rare, only Obama did that, and the American flag has never ever been in the room before & only there because of Biden.