Biden Clown Show in West Point: "I was appointed to the Naval Academy, I wanted to play football... the fall he a tied, that fall he decided, look, I shouldn't get into this, probably... you can clap for that..."
Biden Theater Climate Spending Mumbling Show: I've "got a commitment to plant a billion trees worldwide!.. Hell, when I played football, if you had a coach who didn't provide water, he got fired!.."
Biden claims he was "the runner-up in the state scoring championship" in football (at the same time received 5 draft deferments for asthma during Vietnam War) and he was a lacrosse athlete as well: "Don't laugh, man."