Biden has "black friends," but can't name one, brags about his Sec Of Defense but can't recall his name - "a black man," makes a Freudian slip on his mom story telling him not to go to the black community or get in trouble..
Biden post-debate Clown Show. Dr.Jill: "Joe wakes up every morning thinking about how he can make lives better." Gillibrand: "He's the best!" Biden: "Good job, man." Elton John: "Huh? Oh." Biden shuffles off.
Biden's scripted 'press conference': "I'll take just 2 questions... I wish you guys would play by the rules a little bit... I'm extremely proud of my son, he's the brightest, most decent man I know..."
Biden claims he was "the runner-up in the state scoring championship" in football (at the same time received 5 draft deferments for asthma during Vietnam War) and he was a lacrosse athlete as well: "Don't laugh, man."