Misunderstood genius cackling Kamala: "We have to know that sometimes people will open the door for you, sometimes they won't, and then you need to kick that f**king door down! Ha ha ha! Excuse my language! Ha ha ha!"
"One of the most capable, influential, bold, and fearless thinkers ever," word salad champion cackling Kamala: "Ovaries! Ha ha ha! Fallopian tubes! Right?"
BREAKING! Cackling Kamala makes another super genius statement for brainwashed youth: "Here's the thing — we were all born knowing that there's nothing we can take for granted."
Cackling multimillionaire Kamala tells young voters "to aspire to create wealth" while she "choose to live a life of public service" & use someone else's money to pay mortgages & debts for a group of people of her choice.