Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why those Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt should pay for those who did and "who deserved that opportunity."
Q: Why did Biden claim, twice in one week, that inflation was 9% when he took office — when it was really 1.4%? Biden's Press Sec: "Well, uh, look, what the point he was making, uh, is that, uh, ..."
Q: Does the White House have any leverage to dissuade China from supporting Russia as much as it is? Biden's Press Sec: "We've been very clear." Reporter: "That doesn't answer my question!"
Biden's Press Sec denies Biden accepted President Trump's debate challenge to distract from the endless chaos and as the result - low poll numbers: "Biden is very successful and popular!"
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
Biden's Press Sec: "You have to treat people with dignity! You have to treat people with respect! No matter which side of the aisle!" Biden: Hold my beer!
Plausible deniability: Biden's Press Sec claims that all Biden's failing policies are "incredibly popular," blames "a criminal defendant" Trump and Republicans.
When It Doesn't Make Sense: Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why Biden spent his day meeting with celebrity & Trump hater Mark Hamill and why they carried him into the briefing room.
Q: How does Biden explain Biden's silence this week? Biden's Press Sec: "He's not been silent! I'm not gonna speak about, is that somebody's doorbell? Alarm? And I'll speak more broadly... Climate change!"
How do you call it when 10K people illegally cross the border in 1 day? Biden's Press Sec: "Republicans' fault.. we gonna move on." How many people coming illegally is enough for Biden? Biden's Press Sec: "Enough for what?..
Epic standoff: Biden's Press Sec refuses to answer a simple question about if Biden will debate Trump, calls the reporter a broken record, uses any excuse to get away from it, obnoxiously laughing with no reason.
Biden's Press Sec: "If American people hear directly from us they will know exactly what we've been doing... we understand that prices, again, are too low... black wealth jumped up by 60%... high inflation because of pandemic..."
If Biden has got significant limitations on his memory, then who is helping him run the country? Biden's Press Sec: "That part of the report does not live in reality." Biden: "Aafuthimerfutifuterwigh!"
Reporter quotes Biden: "Republicans want to terminate Obamacare. Well, guess what? Killing millions of Americans." Biden's Press Sec: "You're taking to the most extreme part of your definition of what he said!"
Q: "As a candidate, Biden was telling people to come to the border - so what changed since then?" Biden's Press Sec: "I don't understand, what do you mean?.. I don’t have the context," - anyway blames Trump and GOP.
Democrats' pocket media: Could you just speak to the historical significance of whatever Biden is doing? Biden's Press Sec: OMG, I can do it all day long!