Mumbling-n-yelling Biden Clown Show: "People are doing better! I could go on, but I'm not going to... Instead of important foreign products, I'm exporting fedurhhahh products!.."
Biden Clown Show in Baltimore: "Johnny O, ho, ho, ho... you're not going to believe me, it was 2 or 3 in the morning... I've directed the coast Guard, the Navy... my great grandfather worked here!.."
Biden Clown Show: "Who do I call on next? Hang on a second. I got my list here... why don't everybody holler at once?.. elect me, I'm in the 20th Century... there is no ban to Japan!"
Biden Clown Show: "It's going to get worse... I've seen the devastating toll of climate firsthand... my dad said it matters what's there at the end of the end of the paycheck... solar panels will give us more breathing room..."
Biden Clown Show: "America sends me a Congress that are Democrats!.. The federal deficit is down by 160B, 160K, 160M bucks!.. Maybe Bidenomics works!.. Where is Kamala? She's really incredible!"
Biden Clown Show: "I, like an awful lot of people in this audience, was the first in my family to go to college... that's the neighborhood I come from!.. my dad was a very well read man got into college..."
Biden Clown Show for his fake audience: "We have already cut the deficit by $1 trillion!.. Over a million miles round trip over the time I was in the US Senate!.. this is not, was not a joke!"
Biden Clown Show on steroids: "We're following my blue collar blueprint.. guess what? It's working!.. I still sometimes cut the yard... I cut the national debt so far!.. are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?"