WHERE IS PRINCESS SLEEPING BEAUTY KATE MIDDLETON ROYAL FAMILY MOVES KATE RAPUNZEL TO THE TOWER OF LONDON! A RIGHT ROYAL SCANDAL COVER UP! CRACK! MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL!
KATE MIDDLETON A RIGHT ROYAL SCANDAL! ROYAL FAMILY PLAY CLUEDO IN THE CASTLE DUNGEONS AS THE PLOT (GRAVE..) THICKENS! WHO DUNNIT?? CHARLES & WILLIAM BURY KATE'S BODY UNDER CARBON FREE TREE! THE PROVISIONAL IRA IRELAND SAY THEY PLANTED IT
MEANWHILE BACK TO MATTERS IN LONDON!! A RIGHT ROYAL SCANDAL! WHERE IS KATE? IS KING CHARLES ALIVE? DID HE COMMIT SUICIDE BEFORE TSUANI OF DIRT HITS MSM? THE PLOT THICKENS!
BREAKING LIVE FOOTAGE FROM IRELAND!!! QUEEN BRIDIN BEE BEE LOKED IN THE TOWER OF LONDON! QUEEN OF IRELAND FACES OFF AHRIMAN ANTICHRIST! A RIGHT IRISH ROYAL SCANDAL! 14TH APPRIL 2024! TRUMPTON TOWN AHOY!
POOR DELUDED PRETENDER TO THE THRONE KING GREGORY HALLETT JOHN 3RD SPREADS A RIGHT ROYAL SCANDAL! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! ! TAKES OUR LORDS NAME IN VAIN! GOOD ACCOUNT OF HISTORY THANKS GREGG! MARCH 2024 KING CHARLES ABDICATES THE THRONE!