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Rare stereo vinyl copy of the banned hit soul single "Stupib....es" by the legendary soul singer and men's rights axetivist Cornelius 'Backhand' Jackson. This record is said to be the inspiration for Stevie Wonder's hit "Superstition" in 1972, as some have claimed Stevie was a huge fan of Cornelius and his music since the 1960's after hearing a copy of "Don't Test Me B....".

Extremely rare cassette copy of the song which is claimed to have been the inspiration for the 1982 smash hit "Thriller", which originally was simply titled "N....." written and performed by Nate 'The Burger King' Higgs. Nate claims he gave this demo version to Quincy Jones 8 months before "Thriller" was released in Nov 1982. LYRICS [Verse 1] It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking and it's dark Under the moonlight, you see the shine of their eyes from a far You want to scream, you better hide your s... before they take it You start to freeze, as ne.... look you right between the eyes, You're paralyzed [Chorus] Cause this is n..., n... night And no one's gonna save you from the blacks about to strike You know it's n..., n... night You're running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight [Verse 2] You hear the rap beats, and realize there's nowhere left to run You see a black dad, and wonder if he'll ever see his son You close your eyes, and hope that we go back to segregation But all the while, you hear a ne.... creeping up behind Your outta time [Chorus] Cause this is n..., n... night They can never relax when you know the stats on black crime, girl N..., ooh, n... night You're fighting for your life against a n... n... tonight [Verse 3] They're out to get you, there's ne.... closing in on every side They will harass you, they'll jack your car and go for a joy ride Now is the time for you and I to huddle close together, yeah All through the night I'll save you from the ne.... on the street, I'll help you flee [Chorus] Cause this is n..., n... night And no one's gonna save you from the blacks about to strike You know it's n..., n... night You're running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight [Chorus] N..., n... night You can never relax when you know the stats on black crime N..., ooh, n... night You're running for your life from all the, n...s, n...s tonight

Alalalalalalalalalalalala! Lalalalalala! As salam you filthy western dogs! You will be giving us all your comedy NOW! You will put comedy in bag or we put you in bag! You will be making us laugh the greatest laughs in the world.Ha nah na na nah... na na nah...praise Allah! You will be hitting like button NOW or lose your infidel thumb! LALALALALALALA!

Rare five star single from the days long before there were body cams and safety training. O'Shea "Atomic Wax" Jackson was sentenced 25 to life for writing this hit, a grizzled groove that demands you stop resisting and comply with the funk. Suspects? Black. Evidence? Planted. Bribes? Taken. Force? Lethal. So throw your hands up high above your head and "Get DOWN on the f...ing ground NOW!" to this classic 70's funk hit. Big thanks to Atomic Wax @ATOMICWAXVAULT for providing the music and lyrics. LYRICS [Chorus] I'm the man (yeah yeah b....!) I'm the man (ohhh s...!) And you know motherf...er I'm coming to yo town I'm the f...ing man (motherf...er!) Gonna keep you down [Verse 1] You jive turkeys Better watch yo lip I'm coming round To take all yo s... You ain't got no chance b.... to play this game Every move you make Gonna end up the same [Chorus] I'm the man (yeah yeah b....!) I'm the man (ohhh s...!) And you know motherf...er I'm coming to yo town I'm the f...ing man (motherf...er!) Gonna keep you down [Verse 2] You think you can get When the gettins' good You ain't got s... In this game youngblood I take that a.. Before you can make it I'm the f...ing man Now stand there and take it [Chorus] I'm the man (yeah yeah b....!) I'm the man (ohhh s...!) And you know motherf...er I'm coming to yo town I'm the f...ing man (motherf...er!) [Verse 3] The way I f... you is systematic You can't fight this system b.... it's bureaucratic I'm gonna stick it in yo behind Now take a number b.... And get in line [Chorus] I'm the man (yeah yeah b....!) I'm the man (ohhh s...!) And you know motherf...er I'm coming to yo town I'm the f...ing man (motherf...er!) Gonna keep you down Ohhh yeah you stupid mother...er!

*This song is from 1525 and has nothing to do with current events.* Hark! All ye come hither to ear an melody most divine by the legendary Dropkick Merkins. A song telling a tale of future society crumbling into hatred and violence, whilst rulers declare "hate speech" law in a struggle for control. LYRICS [Verse 1] There is a time to laugh and a time to cry These devils celebrate when someone dies A man was just s... in the neck Now show some f... respect [Chorus 1] Woe unto those that say evil things (Woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Verse 2] Be careful what thou posteth online Calling for violence is still a crime I shall smash thy computer and thy phone to bits Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself you b... [Chorus 2] Woe unto those that post evil things (woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Bridge] They do not care about wrong or right (Oh no no) Talking s... online cause they hate their own life (Yeah yeah yeah) These bullies needs to be put in their place I shall slappeth the rings out your ugly face! [Verse 3] God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked Whilst the wicked celebrate the death of the innocent Thou art not corrupted by what goeth in thy mouth Thou art defiled by all the words that come out [Chorus 3] Woe unto those that say evil things (Woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Chorus 4] Woe unto those that post evil things (woah woah woah) They painteth their hair and wear ugly nose rings (She's ugly!) This time thou hast gone too far (Lord have mercy!) Thou best repent (Repent!) repent with a hard R [Outro End] Repent (Repent!) Repent with a hard R (Oh f... yeah!) Repent you f...ing sinner! (Repent!)

Bizarre German 90's underground diva-house classic from the super group Dick & Bawlz. Hugh Dick and Harry Bawlz claimed to be able to party through time and space by driving their modified BMW for 14 seconds at 88 kilometers per hour. This video was made in Aug 2025 and has nothing to do with current events. -

Extremely rare banned outlaw country version of "I Feel Like Saying N.. Tonight" performed by Hard R Johnny and The Cow Catchers.

Extremely rare cassette copy of Uncle Chuck Whiteman's cover version of his nephew Chet's hit pop funk single "White Boy Summer". Uncle Chuck wrote and recorded this country western parody after his nephew Chet brought his friends up to Chuck's lakeside cabin for a week in July to celebrate the white boy summer of 1988.

The rare and oddly specific unreleased demo version of the 1997 hip-hop classic "Men in Hats" by Will Smiff.

Rare cover version of Nick Ross and The Patriots hit funk single from 1984.