Pine Licks TV – News from the Redneckverse

Breaking news from Pine Licks! 📰 Behind the jukebox at the State Saloon, locals discovered an old cassette tape that appears to contain the long-lost State of the Saloon Address by President Whitey Wallace. Darla Mae introduces the tape, Whitey delivers a fiery speech about the strange ways Pine Licks grows, and the mystery deepens when the President himself denies ever giving it. This is not your standard Redneck News. This is history, chaos, and maybe even prophecy. 👉 Subscribe to Pine Licks TV for more breaking news, lost tapes, and redneck chaos straight from the Redneckverse. #Redneckverse #BreakingNews #PineLicks #WhiteyWallace #LostTape #Cassette #RedneckNews #ChurchOfCarburetor #VibeFoundry #RedneckLife

Welcome back to Pine Licks, y’all! After two Sundays of pure chaos, Darla Mae Jenkin finally wrangles the news again. Whitey Wallace hijacked the broadcast, Travor showed up hungover and still out-shot every tacticool boy in tight pants, termites ate a man’s house faster than BBQ wings at Rusty’s, Mayor Skip ran a beer evacuation drill, Bubba argued with his talking truck, Rusty’s mechanical bull tore through Main Street, Reverend Diesel preached the Sunday Sermon of the Ringin’ Ears, and VibeFoundry dropped the brand-new (and half-drunk) Redneckverse anthem. This week’s episode has it all: hangovers, varmints, busted machines, holy noise, and one anthem so bad it actually got accepted by the President. Stick around, laugh hard, and maybe pray for your eardrums. 📌 Today on Redneck News Whitey Wallace hijacks the damn broadcast Travor shows up drunk as hell an’ still out-shoots tacticool boys in tight pants Termites chew a man’s house quicker’n Rusty drains a six-pack Mayor Skip runs his Beer Evacuation Drill, chaos guaranteed Bubba argues with his talkin’ Skynet truck Rusty’s Mechanical Bull busts loose on Main Street Reverend Diesel delivers the Sunday Sermon of the Ringin’ Ears @VibeFoundrys drops the brand-new Redneckverse Anthem (President actually signed off!) Darla wraps it up with Pine Licks weather an’ one final holler 👢 If you know, you know. If you don’t — grab a beer and hold on. 💬 Drop your favorite moment in the comments! 📢 Subscribe to @VibeFoundrys for more Redneck News every week. #BreakingNews #FunnyNews #WeirdNews #ComedyNews #SmallTownNews #USANews #ViralStories #WeeklyNews #NewsSatire #LocalNews #redneckverse

Welcome back to Pine Licks TV — the #1 news station in the Redneckverse (because it’s the only one). 📺 This week: • Redneck Olympics break three bones and two records • Kids head back to school with new boots, bruises, and Bubba’s “tactical crayons” • Ditchman Joe launches his new jerky line: “Fresh from the fender!” • Town bans polite driving after a goat jams Main Street • Darla argues with a squirrel over camera rights • Reverend Diesel delivers a fiery sermon on tractor fuel injection PLUS: The VibeFoundry boys wrote songs for the first three stories. If you’re humming all day, blame them. 🛑 Subscribe or we’ll send Reverend Diesel to bless your carburetor personally. 🌐 Full lore and characters: https://redneckverse.me 🔔 Watch more dumb genius: https://www.youtube.com/@Redneckverse #RedneckNews #PineLicksTV #Redneckverse #VibeFoundry #SundaySermon #RedneckOlympics #DitchJerky #BackToSchool #MudLife #SouthernHumor

Welcome back to Pine Licks, capital of the Redneckverse, where the beer’s cold, the tools are rusty, and the news is hotter than a possum on a skillet! 🐖🔥 This week on Redneck News, Darla’s finally back after last Sunday’s mysterious disappearance (something about moonshine and a raccoon). We’ve got it all: 🍺 A leaky roof fixed by drunk neighbors with duct tape and hope 🏈 A town showdown over NFL anthem etiquette 🛁 The Moonshine Spa reopens with “natural” chemical perks ✈️ Cousin Ray’s booze drone explodes mid-air 🛻 Reverend Diesel delivers a soul-stirrin’ sermon on the holy meaning of snow chains! PLUS: Local drunk band VibeFoundry wrote songs for two of these disasters—don’t miss 'em! 👉 Hit that subscribe button like it’s your cheating ex, 'cause we ain’t slowin’ down anytime soon. #RedneckNews #Redneckverse #PineLicksTV New episodes EVERY Sunday from the muddiest newsroom in America. 🎵 Watch VibeFoundry’s songs: Shingles & Beer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsRZghayptw Fourth and Loud - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9nUGkLCw0 This is Darla Mae Jenkin, signin’ off from Pine Licks TV — the finest redneck station this side of the Mississippi. #RedneckNews #Redneckverse #SouthernHumor #PineLicksTV #HoldMyBeer #DitchmanJoe #BackToSchool #RedneckOlympics #ChurchOfTheCarburetor #NFLproblems

Welcome to Pine Licks Weekly News – the proud capital broadcast of the Redneckverse, where small-town chaos meets country humor, and every story is 100% certified grease, grit, and genuine southern stubbornness. This ain’t your polished city news – this is the real deal from folks who live it, love it, and laugh at it. This week’s lineup: – President Up on the Roof, Shootin’ Pigeons – President Whitey Wallace climbs atop the State Saloon with a double-barrel and declares a “sky tax” while clearing out everything with wings. – Big City Gun Check Fiasco – Federal “gun safety” inspectors roll in from up north and quickly learn Pine Licks gun storage means truck, mantel, or your own two hands. – Redneck Gang Stops a Theft After Their Third Round – Cletus, Granny, and Billy foil a beer heist with pickled eggs, a pitchfork, and a harmonica. – Locals Reject Color Harmony Plan – State committee wants to repaint our town in beige. Locals have three approved colors: camo, barn red, and mud. – Reporter’s Buffet “Insult” Turns Into Town Joke – Hank “Slim” Watkins turns a public burn into the best inside joke Pine Licks ever had. – Freedom Trailerhaven Declares Independence – Earl Ray secedes with 17 residents, 43 dogs, one goat, and a mason jar economy. – SUNDAY SERMON OF THE RADIATOR – CHURCH OF THE CARBURETOR – Reverend Diesel delivers high-octane gospel straight from the Book of Octane. 🎯 What is Pine Licks Weekly News? It’s the official news channel of the Redneckverse – our fictional but dangerously believable small-town universe, packed with original characters, wild headlines, and the kind of humor you only get from folks who work hard, play harder, and don’t take no crap from anybody. 🔗 Learn the full Redneckverse lore here: https://redneckverse.me 📺 More than just music – subscribe to @Redneckverse for extra news, behind-the-scenes chaos, and the parts too crazy for the main show. We bring you southern humor, small-town satire, and stories you won’t find anywhere else. If you like country life, redneck jokes, funny local news, BBQ talk, trucks, moonshine tales, and a touch of outlaw spirit – you’re in the right place. 👍 SUPPORT THE SHOW – Smash that SUBSCRIBE button – Drop a LIKE to show the algorithm we ain’t dead yet – COMMENT with your favorite story from this episode – SHARE it with your cousin Earl who still thinks YouTube is a dating site #PineLicksWeeklyNews #Redneckverse #SmallTownNews #SouthernHumor #FunnyNews #CountryLife #RedneckLife #ComedyNews #HonkyTonk #Moonshine #BBQ #PickupTrucks #CountryHumor #SouthernLiving #OutlawHumor #LocalNewsParody #Satire #CountryMusic #SouthernPride #RedneckHumor

Welcome to Pine Licks Weekly News — the wildest, most unpredictable local news broadcast straight from the heart of the Redneckverse! Hosted by Darla Mae Jenkin, this ain’t your regular small-town news. We bring you the latest from Pine Licks, where Bubba’s jet-powered lawnmower sends folks running, Ditchman Joe invents questionable moonshine recipes, and Rusty the raccoon runs the roughest tavern in three counties. Each week, Darla delivers the funniest, most outrageous headlines you’ll hear this side of the Mississippi. From beer-fueled records to barroom brawls, we keep you up to date on everything that matters… and plenty that doesn’t. This episode includes: – Bubba’s Lawn Mower 3000 disaster 🚀 – The Great Watermelon Heist 🍉 – A new beer-drinking champion 🍺 – Ford vs Chevy bar fight diplomacy 🚗 – Our brand-new town mascot 🦝 Pine Licks is the capital of the Redneckverse — a small southern town where gossip travels faster than Wi-Fi and the only thing hotter than the summer sun is the BBQ grill. So grab a cold one, kick back, and let Darla Mae take you through the week’s chaos, one headline at a time. For more Redneckverse chaos, character profiles, and behind-the-scenes fun, visit: 🔗 https://redneckverse.me #PineLicksWeeklyNews #Redneckverse #SouthernHumor #SmallTownNews #FunnyNews #SouthernLife #LocalNewsParody #CountryHumor #RedneckLife #ComedyNews