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Should conservatives ban the burning of the U.S. flag? Or fight hard to preserve the broadest version of free speech possible? The Thoughtcrime crew is divided and ready for an all-out debate throwdown. Jack, Tyler, and Blake hammer at the issue while Charlie tries to play moderator in the middle. Oh, and there was something about Taylor Swift in the news this week, too.

THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 95 — Female Umps? Liberal Charlie Kirk? To Weed or Not to Weed? Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake hit crucial questions like: -Why is it important to keep the ban on weed? -Is Hasan Piker going to be a liberal Charlie Kirk? -Should baseball have female umpires? -Does having male cheerleaders make being a Vikings fan LESS gay?

You know what this week is going to be about! Charlie, Jack, Andrew, and Blake get hyped for a Charlie parody that will apparently be in next week's South Park episode. Plus, they react to the left's comically over-the-top meltdown that a blue jeans advertisement featured Sydney Sweeney instead of obese purple-haired lesbians.

Charlie, Jack, Andrew and Blake look back on the life of American icon Hulk Hogan, and also ask: -Should America bring back the Washington Redskins, Cleveland Indians, and other names lost in the great madness of 2020? -What actually makes a person American, and can one person be more American than another?

Slow news week, eh? Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake dive into the debate about Jeffrey Epstein that is splitting the base. They ask what can be done to restore harmony, then ask: -Did DEI up the death toll in the Texas floods? -Will AI celebrity deepfakes trick your parents into giving away all their money? -What's the most objectionable part of Zohran Mamdani, and why is it him eating rice with his bare hands? -What is the "4 a.m. Club" and is it the female liberal Qanon? -Did Fruit of the Loom have a cornucopia in it back in the day, or not, or did reality bend to hide the truth?

Ahead of the 4th of July, Charlie, Jack, Andrew, and Blake discuss questions like: -What's the most objectionable part of Zohran Mamdani, and why is it him eating rice with his bare hands? -What is the "4 a.m. Club" and is it the female liberal Qanon? -Did Fruit of the Loom have a cornucopia in it back in the day, or not, or did reality bend to hide the truth?

American hasn’t joined the Iran war…yet, anyway. Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake discuss questions like: -Did the viral clash of Tucker Carlson vs Ted Cruz change people’s minds? And did both of them mangle the Bible? -Why do some conservatives seem eager to nuke Tehran? -Will Charlie finally attend a WNBA game?

There are breaking reports of strikes by Israel against facilities in Iran. The Thoughtcrime crew reacts to the breaking new and what it means for the administration, America, and the world.

The world's most powerful man and the world's richest man have abruptly ended their alliance and gotten into an all-out brawn on X, Truth Social, and beyond. Charlie, Jack, and the Thoughtcrime crew react live as the drama unfolds.

Charlie, Andrew, Blake, and Cliff discuss the week's most pressing topics, including: -Is Charlie to blame for starting a racial drama inside the WNBA? -Has mass-produced AI slop reached the point of no return? -Did Epstein REALLY kill himself?