Songs To Get Cancelled To

Another day, another lolcow anthem 🐄 This time the spotlight’s on Alyssa Mercante - ex-Kotaku editor, professional victim, and now the star of my musical roast that nobody asked for (but I had way too much free time to make). To be fair, she kinda had this coming after her recent article in GameSpot complaining about competitive games (roasted her on that here: https://www.reportafk.com/the-cope-olympics-why-gaming-journos-cant-admit-theyre-mid/) Following up my songs about Hasan and Ludwig (linked below), I figured it was only fair Alyssa got her own theme music too. Edgy, satirical, and about as subtle as a drive-thru speaker at 2AM, this was pretty fun to make ngl. Chorus TL;DR: Put the fries in the bag 🍟 Moral of the story: Don’t start drama if you can’t handle the receipts. If you want to find out more lore behind this song, check it out on my website: https://www.reportafk.com/put-the-fries-in-the-bag-the-alyssa-mercante-song/ If you like this kind of dumb unhinged chaos, let me know by liking the video and subscribing to my little itty bitty channel - otherwise, I’ll probably just keep videos until I get sued...pun intended? Other videos: Let's Up Those Numbers | Ode to Jellywig: https://youtu.be/SN1UCsXK1Go Communist with a Gucci Bag | Hasan Piker: https://youtu.be/cA1R53s9wCI

I might have gotten bored. This is what happens when I'm bored apparently, but who doesn't love "LET'S UP THOSE NUMBERS!!!"? Read the full article at https://www.reportafk.com/lets-up-those-numbers-a-music-video-for-ludwigs-ls/ and watch my video on Hasan Piker "Communist in a Gucci Bag" next! https://rumble.com/v6wmjes-communist-in-a-gucci-bag-a-music-video-for-hasan-piker.html Full disclosure: I completely and blatantly ripped all of the background video from More Pegasus - ⁨ @moresus on YT - because I can't edit to save my life and needed some background stuff going on. BUT TO BE FAIR, I did try to find some contact info for him so I could ask permission, but the man only has an IG and I figure I would roll the dice vs. messaging him from my personal IG...I even tried to message Nux on Twitter, but I COULDN'T so - we'll see? So be sure to give him the love and subs and whatever else people yank each other off with online. His videos I used *hangs head in shame*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjXOV51fxyc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsVvlwWnliU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GSAHScEF5o

♪ He's a Communist in a Gucci bag, got his Prada kicks, gotta get that swag ♪ Some of the captions got all jacked up, but this satirical drip is for you, you big beautiful blue bastard. Make sure to watch the video on Jellywig afterwards https://rumble.com/v6wmj7g-lets-up-those-numbers-ode-to-jellywig.html or on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1UCsXK1Go And enjoy since this video got removed from YouTube and check out my website for more funsies at https://www.reportafk.com/ Let's Up Those Numbers!!!