Before Movies Shorts

(Original upload date August 19, 2022) She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is 97.4% of the reason why my series needed to be made. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date August 28, 2022) Gandalf vs Durin's Bane is the single greatest scene in film history. Change my mind. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date September 27, 2022)

(Original upload date October 29, 2022) This nice lady made me more eager to see the movie on opening night than any of the trailers did. Rest in peace, Chadwick Boseman. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date November 25, 2022) My brother owes me 20 bucks for every time someone comments, "That's a laser, not a skybeam!" If it's timestamped, he owes me 30. Partially excerpted from "#13 Before Movies Sucked! - Unbreakable" Watch the full video here: https://rumble.com/v6hl77s-13-before-movies-sucked-unbreakable.html?e9s=src_v1_upp https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Reupload of one of my earlier movie reviews, salvaged from the remnants of a more innocent time and a previous YouTube channel.)

(Original upload date December 9, 2022) I apologize for a couple of typos in the montage. I knew this story was only going to be relevant for 36 hours tops, so I got a bit rushed putting it together. "Charlie's Angel" should obviously be "Charlie's Angels," and "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" came out in 2003, not 2005. You have no idea how much sweet relief was experienced when I realized all the clips I needed from the Variety video were in the first 5 minutes of a 45-minute interview between Jennifer Lawrence and Viola Davis with no timestamps. My heart was dreading that slog through 3/4 hours of unmitigated, mutually-self-aggrandizing cringe. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date December 25, 2022) It's Christmas. It's science. https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date March 3, 2023) Well, somebody's popular... (Apologies to fellow Canadian Just Jesss for messing up your handle: @JesssAdel) Partially excerpted from "#22 (Post)Before Movies Sucked! - The Sonic the Hedgehog Movies (1 & 2)" Watch the full video here: https://rumble.com/v6lfzrm-22-postbefore-movies-sucked-the-sonic-the-hedgehog-movies-1-and-2.html?e9s=src_v1_mfp https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada

(Original upload date June 18, 2023) She was so wide-eyed and innocent and dreaming of a life among the stars... Partially excerpted from "#30 Before Movies Sucked! - Jurassic Park (30th Anniversary/30th Episode Special)" Watch the full video here: https://rumble.com/v6opm7u-30-before-movies-sucked-jurassic-park-30th-anniversary30th-episode-special.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp https://www.patreon.com/lanefromcanada