Funny & Weird

Travelling friends find man sleeping on horse next to road1m25s

Travelling friends find man sleeping on horse next to road

The Kalahari region in the Northern Cape province of South Africa is a special place, characterized by its vast semi-arid wilderness and farmland areas. It also hosts the lowest density of people in the country. Life in the Kalahari runs at its own pace and many will say it is a place still stuck in its own time. It is not strange to see many people still using horses or donkey carts as a mode of transport. Today this is still the only safe and reliable mode of transport available to many people in the rural areas. My friend Rudi and I were driving a long stretch of dirt road from their farm in the Kalahari to town which was an hour’s drive away. It was late Saturday afternoon and we were on our way to a social function in town. In the distance we noticed something rather odd. There was a lone horse standing next to the road in the middle of nowhere. As we came closer we quickly realized what was going on. On the back of this horse was a man lying, passed out and not moving. We decided to check it out and stopped next to the horse. At first we called, whistled and hit the hooter of the vehicle a few times to see if we might get any reaction. The obviously very loyal and obedient horse briefly looked at us but no movement came from the man. My friend Rudi decided to get out and investigate. I warned him not to go too close to the back of the horse as it might kick him. Rudi walked up to the horse and shook the man a few times while asking if he was OK. Suddenly the guy woke up, looking much disorientated and confused. His response was that he was on his way home. At the end of the video Rudi said to the guy in Afrikaans, “OK, the traffic light is green, you can go now” and off he went in a gallop on the back of his very trusty horse. It sure looked like the guy had a little too much to drink and passed out on the back of his horse while on the way home. Maybe he was just tired after a long journey and decided to take a power nap next to the road. None the less, it was one of the strangest and funniest things we have seen in a long time.

Wife catches husband red-handed with 37s

Wife catches husband red-handed with "other female"

Kristy and Dave were on vacation on San Cristobal Island in the Galapagos. It's a beautiful part of Ecuador where the pace is relaxed and the surroundings are beautiful. On an evening walk along the beachfront, Kristy decided to go to a nearby souvenir store. She left her husband, Dave unsupervised for a few minutes as she did so. He was sitting on a park bench beside the beach with the understanding that she would not be gone long. But in five minutes, a lot can happen. Moments after she walked away, a large, female sea lion waddled across the sidewalk and decided to climb up on the bench not far from Dave. This is not unusual behavior for San Cristobal sea lions. They live in complete harmony with locals and the tourists, often sleeping on sidewalks, quiet roads, gutters, and on any bench or table that is located near the beach. They spend a lot of their day and most of their nights sleeping. They can be found in flower planters, under shrubs, on unattended boats or anywhere that a sea lion thinks makes a good spot for a nap.

Man Prepares For A Trip By Running On A Treadmill With Luggage16s

Man Prepares For A Trip By Running On A Treadmill With Luggage

This video is one that is just a great watch because it is something that almost everyone can relate to. Most people who have ever traveled anywhere by plane have had that terrifying moment where they think they will miss their flight. Sometimes when a flight is delayed, this creates a real problem for travelers. If your plane pulls into the terminal later than expected and you have a connecting flight, you can be put in a real foot race. People traveling are often seen literally running full speed through airports because of this problem. They may only have five or ten minutes to get to their next flight. This may not seem like a huge stressful problem, but it definitely can depend on other circumstances. This is an issue when those five or ten minutes have to be used by running through the airport if the traveler’s connecting flight is on the other side of the airport. The flip side of that situation is when people are laid over for hours and hours between connecting flights. That problem is sometimes equally as frustrating. The man portrayed in this video has figured out exactly what he needs to do to make his pace of walking from one gate to another as fluid and as easy as he possibly can. He is preparing for his trek through the airport by running on a treadmill. Wait though… he is not just running on the treadmill for normal exercise. As viewers will see in the video, he is carrying his luggage right along with him while running on the piece of exercise equipment! This is actually an extremely clever solution that most have never considered doing before. In addition to that, it is hilarious! Even the most avid runners can struggle when they have to catch a connecting flight at the airport. This is because most of the population is not necessarily used to running with baggage! You may be able to run nonstop for miles and miles at the best of conditions, but can you do it while dragging fifty or hundred pounds of luggage right along with you? Most people cannot affirmatively answer that question. No matter how well a person is prepared physically, dragging all of the belongings along with them would be exhausting and taxing for just about anyone. It looks like the man in this video has created a solution to that problem. Surely, he will inspire many other people to do the same. Next time you have to make it to another gate for a connecting flight in an airport and only have a few minutes to get to the boarding place, you may wish that you have had prepared in the same way as this man! While the video does not give any insight into the man’s trip and how it went, viewers everywhere hope that this traveler will give an update in the near future. This is a creative solution to a common problem that has never been seen before.

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Published: November 15, 2018916 plays$1.21 earned
Russians dress as 1m37s

Russians dress as "human bus" in attempt to get across vehicle-only bridge

Local security in Vladivostok, Russia, caught four people disguised as a bus in an attempt to cross the city's Zolotoy Bridge, which is closed to pedestrians in 2015 for safety reasons. The existing walkway on the bridge is too narrow and there have been attempts to jump off the bridge. Many locals have protested the decision to ban pedestrians from accessing the bridge. The bridge opened in 2012 is the fastest way to get to the downtown on foot than going through traffic and potentially getting stuck in congestion. The four ingenious Russians came up with a technically feasible solution to overcome the walkthrough ban by dressing up as "human bus" to cross the bridge. However their happy journey came to an unfortunate end when a suspicious patrol agent decided to pull them over and asked for license and registration.

Guests at traditional Amazon village eat monster grubs2m16s

Guests at traditional Amazon village eat monster grubs

Chontacuro grubs are enormous larvae of a weevil that burrows into palma trees in the Amazon basin, in Ecuador, Colombia, Peru and Brazil. They get their name from the Kichwa words “Chonta” for the palma tree that they inhabit and feast on, and the word “curo” which means worm. Several indigenous tribes along the rivers consider them a staple part of their diet, and even a delicacy. They are valued for their nutritional properties, adding a generous portion of protein and fat to a diet that is high in vegetables and fruits. Aboriginal peoples believe that chontacuro have healing properties, curing infections, asthma, gastritis, and arthritis. Ecotourists on a visit to a traditional village were given a rare and educational insight into the culture of the indigenous people. Margot and Erika demonstrated methods of farming, fabrication, and food preparation, including the famous chontacuro grub. They explained how the palma trees are farmed to yield fruit, chontaduro until the trees reach four years of age. The fruit is less edible at this point and the trees are cut down. The trunks are left on the ground, an invitation for the enormous black chontacuro beetles to come and lay their eggs inside. After four months, the trunks are hollow inside. They are cut open to harvest more than 40 grubs each which will have grown to 5-8cm in length (3 inches). The hollowed trunks are then used for construction of huts and other structures. Margot and Erika offered the raw grubs to the Canadian tourists and gave them a close look at the wriggling insects. Not surprisingly, the Canadians politely requested the cooked version, choosing grilled grubs from wooden skewers that had been cooking on the fire in the hut. The cooked grubs resemble pale shrimp kebabs. The grubs have a tough rubbery exterior that requires serious chewing. The inside holds a greasier texture with a taste similar to shrimp basted with bacon fat. The heads are crunchy and unremarkable in taste. While the overall taste wasn’t as bad as imagined, none of our Canadian friends requested second helpings. Plantains, boiled yucca, and fish were served with the grubs, along with ahi, a spicy salsa type dish that has a very pleasant taste and an impressive level of heat. Villages like this one welcome tourists for an opportunity to share their culture and learn their ways of sustainable harvest. The villagers also offer the opportunity to purchase unique and beautiful crafts made of locally sourced materials. This mutually beneficial arrangement offers a chance to understand the people and it provides an alternative to the lucrative, but destructive oil mining that would otherwise be necessary. Ecotourism provides a positive and sustainable means of income without displacing indigenous tribes, changing landscapes and destroying habitat. If you ever get a chance to try a food as unique as the chontacuro grub, why not close your eyes and give it a try?

Scary Chucky Doll Rides Around On A Robot Vacuum50s

Scary Chucky Doll Rides Around On A Robot Vacuum

Halloween is right around the corner and people are getting out their scariest decorations and their scariest costumes. Halloween is definitely a polarizing holiday, either you love it or you hate it. If you are easily scared and you don’t like dark and spooky atmosphere, or just you are not a fan of candy, then Halloween is definitely not for you. If in fact, if you love watching horror flicks, dressing up in the scariest or funniest things you can imagine, eat tons of candy, and love haunted houses then you’re lucky! Halloween is all about getting together with your friends and family and exploring your dark and spooky side. People dress up as their favorite villain, superhero, movie monster, and more, to go and explore the city at night and do trick or treat! The most important part about Halloween are the decorations, costume , and movies that get played! People love decorating their house with skeletons, webs, and ghouls and scary movies are played all day long. Some of the most popular Halloween scary movies usually deal with killers that torment the main characters of the movie. One of the most popular Halloween movie villains is Chucky, the killer doll. Most people are aware of this creature and even though Chucky is a doll, he is quite terrifying! Just one look at him makes you shudder, with scratches all on his face, disfigured head, and wielding a knife. Chucky first appeared in the movie, “Child’s Play” where Chucky the killer doll is trying to transfer his soul to a human body so he can wreak even more havoc! There aren’t too many things scarier than a serial killer doll for children! This video captures the perfect essence of Halloween, combining scary decorations with the perfect movie villain. This person took decorations to a new level with their Chucky doll. If you have ever been to a Halloween party you most likely have seen someone dressed up as Chucky or maybe a Chucky doll in someone’s house. This person decided to put their Chucky doll on a Roomba! A Roomba is a robotic vacuum cleaner that is self-operating and roams around the house and does the vacuuming. It is a round small device and needs no one to control it and just moves along the floor cleaning it up. With the Chucky doll standing on the Roomba, it looks as though the doll is moving around on its own. This is perfect for scaring people or perfect for a party. The Roomba is small enough so people will not notice it and they will only see the small Chucky doll roaming around the living room! How scary! Even scarier is that this Chucky doll is one with a knife in hand and one that has voice lines. Imagine being at a party and you turn around and see the Chucky doll with a knife walking towards you and talking to you! This might be a party that you will be leaving early from! The Chucky doll has an absolutely terrifying laugh and even moves its head back and forth. This person must be a huge Halloween fan and is definitely ready to scare some people! @jazzparrino

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Published: October 13, 20186,496 plays$5.54 earned
Man eats both of world's hottest peppers at once, relies on internet's advice for remedies5m52s

Man eats both of world's hottest peppers at once, relies on internet's advice for remedies

Last year Dave set out to eat a ghost pepper but the whole thing went horribly wrong in every way possible. He decided that he could do better this year because he was armed with a list of remedies for the heat, all suggested by people commenting on last year’s video. Dave’s misadventure started with a challenge issued by his wife, Kristy. Dave had playfully complained that her cooking wasn’t spicy enough for him. Kristy is a clever woman, so she ordered seeds for every hot pepper she could find and began growing them in her garden. Dave is a very spoiled man and Kristy’s cooking is actually far better than he deserves, but he couldn’t back down now that he had made his unfortunate statement. Kristy’s plants grew and the harvest was impressive. When the peppers ripened, Dave took his video camera to her garden and went in search of the infamous Bhut Jolokia, the Ghost Pepper, and he wolfed down a raw one fresh picked from the plant. But as he ran for the hose and stuffed it into his mouth for relief, Kristy realized that he had actually eaten a Trinidad Scorpion pepper. She couldn’t contain her laughter and she alternated between sympathy for her suffering husband and triumphant laughter as he admitted that she had out-spiced his taste buds. The video of Dave and Kristy’s pepper challenge (Husband wants spicier food, wife gives him Trinidad scorpion pepper) received serious attention on the Rumble Viral YouTube channel and the internet provided Dave with encouragement and advice in the form of 2,500 comments. Much of it was aimed at helping Dave deal with the spice through simple remedies like sandpaper, alcohol, tomatoes, yogurt and milk. With renewed confidence and hundreds of tips from supporters, Dave told Kristy that he was going to eat more of her scorpion peppers and ghost peppers. The internet had also informed Dave that the Carolina Reaper was the world’s hottest pepper and there should be no celebration until he took on the hottest of the hot. Kristy had made Dave a selection of delicious sauces that tipped the Scoville scale and Dave was determined to train for another round with a raw pepper fresh from the garden. This year, Kristy grew Carolina Reapers and the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper. Depending on what source you believed, both were believed to be the world’s hottest pepper. Because this was hotly debated, Dave decided the only way to handle this was to eat one of each. And he was certain that the remedies suggested would make it all very bearable. Dave got half of each pepper in his mouth, chewed them and swallowed them and waited for the heat to build. It didn’t take long until Dave realized that again, he had bitten off more than he could chew and his whole head was on fire. He turned to the suggested remedies one by one and quickly found out that the well-intentioned advice he had received wasn’t helpful at all. He tried them all in succession, leaving the milk until the end. It was only then that he found any relief. Dave didn’t plan as well as he thought because he had a bag of milk and no scissors to cut it open. There was no time to waste so he chewed through the bag and began gulping it down. Dave’s solution on the first attempt last year was to spray the hose into his mouth and he eventually resorted to that here as well because even the milk wasn’t putting out the fire. Reluctantly, Dave admitted that he had met his match and asked Kristy to stick to growing jalapenos next year. Dave has learned many things from his experience. He now knows not to challenge Kristy and her cooking (finally). He knows not to try eating two of the world’s hottest peppers at once, and he knows that not everything you read on the internet is true.

Scottish man thinks newscaster is drunk again39s

Scottish man thinks newscaster is drunk again

Stuart likes watching the news, like all of us. And like many of us, he occasionally encounters challenges with technology. We've all been there at one time or another. When his new TV PVR plays the news back on slow motion, Stuart's impression is that the newscaster has been drinking. His family are watching the news with him and they also know that something is wrong with the broadcast. Listening to the meteorologist explaining the coming weather, we can easily see how he got that impression. Her speech is slow and draggy, as if she has become very intoxicated before delivering the weather forecast. Family members in the room immediately begin laughing and they explain that the show is on slow motion. With a straight face, Stuart continues to watch. At this point, his daughter asks him if the weather lady has been drinking. He concludes with confidence that they are "pissed as farts", a Scottish expression that means she is completely intoxicated. Stuart has a sense of humor that never stops. It's impossible to know if he accepted their explanation or remained convinced that he was correct. Either way, his family are enjoying a hearty laugh at the dialogue. Able to find the humor in any situation, life with Stuart is a constant laugh. His charming accent and deadpan delivery makes everything even funnier. In fact, the Scottish accent has been called the most amusing accent there is, often making a mildly amusing situation cause for a complete belly laugh. Stuart doesn't mind being the source of amusement and he's got the ability to laugh at himself, along with everybody else. His quick wit and serious expressions keep everyone constantly in stitches.

Man Hilariously Entertains Passengers During Airport Delay20s

Man Hilariously Entertains Passengers During Airport Delay

Brad is a man with a very well developed sense of humor. He looks at life as a chance for laughter whenever possible and he won't miss an opportunity to make his family chuckle. Some of it is predictable and some is completely unexpected, but there is no denying that he is incredibly entertaining. On a recent family vacation, a airpor delay proved to be long and tedious and Brad couldn't take the matter too seriously. He let his wife know that he was about to do something that was worth watching. Shona knew that Brad had some sort of a plan and that she should have the camera ready. Sure enough, Brad came into view on the moving sidewalk lying prone on his back, imitating a swimmer doing a very well executed backstroke. While most of us might think of something like this and laugh to ourselves, the fear of disapproval or embarrassment would stop us from actually doing this in front of a crowd of strangers. But Brad has learned long ago that life is too short and too fun to let that slow him down. He has also found encouragement over the years from the fact that most of his antics are met with laughter and approval, even from strangers. Brad's family laugh out loud as he goes by, performing his swim routine with all the grace and technique of an Olympic synchronized swimmer. He not only does the backstroke flawlessly, but he also performs an enthusiastic kick for extra theatrical effect. Unbelievably, Brad even keeps a straight face throughout, which is one of the funniest parts of this. Fortunately for Brad, his family share his sense of humor, even if they can't match his imagination and daring, and they always enjoy his willingness to liven things up for their benefit. Every family should have a Brad to make moments like these more memorable. On the same notion of doing great things to make people entertained, these guys have made a really smashing video! Friends make parody of weather forecasting reports ! This video is just too funny to watch! Our mock weatherman is standing in the center of the shot and trying to say something to the camera. he obviously has a scenario written but we cannot understand anything he says because of what is going on. All we can hear clearly is that it is getting very dangerous and that we should all get out of there. And the rest of the message is totally unimportant, the goings on in the background and the genius of this video's making are the true stars, definitely worth your time! You can see rough winds blowing and rain pouring like from a hose. The speaker is fighting them physically, trying to convey a message to his audience. The storm is so strong you can see a lawn chair being pulled with a rope, a bike being blown on the screen, a chair flying by, parts of a tire, whatnot! Just like the real thing we can see on TV lately! It does not seem realistic at all, and that is done with a purpose. These guys do not want to mock the real people who are risking their lives to send us reports from the eye of the storm but to make the most of a desperate situation. They are fighting reality with the most potent weapon of all intelligent people - humor and parody! The rain is deliberately and obviously made with a hose sprinkling the reporter directly in the face, the tree branch is deliberately waved next to him, someone pushes the kiddy bike and the chair is obviously thrown by one of the strong men in the background. We can see our prop-people at the end of the video, they simply cannot contain themselves from laughing out loud. And the gem between them all is the guy who is making that horribly annoying and loud wind - the big guy with the leaf blower! How genius! Bravo guys! You really made our day! What do you think about this video? Make sure you tell us more in the comments down below. If you like what you see, don’t forget to share it with others who might like it as well. It just might be the highlight of their day! Enjoy!

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Published: September 17, 2018178,803 plays$311.53 earned
Police Officer Sings His Lungs Out To Lionel Richie’s Song4m05s

Police Officer Sings His Lungs Out To Lionel Richie’s Song

This singing police officer sounds so professional, he definitely has lots of talent. We think he needs to audition for a talent show, wouldn't that be awesome to see him on stage, singing his lungs out as he flaunts his police uniform? Master Sgt. Philip Paz of the Oklahoma City’s Police Department decides to record a video of himself singing 'Easy' by Lionel Richie. Check it out! If you have ever been in such a good mood that you’ve decided to make a video of yourself and share it with the world, then you’re going to relate to this immediately, and you’re going to love it too, we’re sure! This video is one of the best mood lifters we have seen in a very long time! It’s so cool and optimistic that you really don’t want to miss it! It shows a charming police officer who is sitting in his car, singing and dancing to Lionel Richie’s song “Easy”. However, the way he interacts with the audience and gives the rendition, it’s absolutely heartwarming! His facial expressions and his moves are totally amazing and beyond words! The moment you see this video you are going to want to sing your lungs out as well, we guarantee it. It goes directly into our personal top ten covers ever! So, if you are looking for something to cheer you up instantly, look no more! This video is the real deal! Talking about singing in the car , check out this adorable daddy-daughter duo, as they perform an incredibly duet remix to the hit song. 3-year-old Blakely puts her heart and soul into this performance while dad, Billy, puts his own spin on it! That's one way to spend some quality bonding time with your child. You can be sure that this take on the song will brighten your day! The song that echoes through the brains of children under the age of 10. This fun-loving father has probably heard this song either playing or his daughter sing it at least a hundred times since the Disney's Frozen came out. With the lyrics painted inside his brain, you can only imagine how hard it is to not sing along. We gotta give kudos to dad for improvising that remix on the spot! Singing is the single best activity you can do to stimulate your musical mind. If you’re not comfortable singing, it’s okay, but we encourage you to try. Your voice is the ideal instrument to engage your mind to produce pleasant vocal sounds. In another video, we see what may be the oldest Justin Timberlake fan in the world! Watch as 79-year-old man sings along to “Can’t Stop The Feeling!” from the DreamWorks movie Trolls. As the song starts, the man bounces up and down in his seat. He has a bit of trouble singing the words, but that doesn’t stop his enthusiasm. The elderly man even adds hand gestures and other movements as the song picks up. It’s nice to see someone get this happy over a joyful little song! What do you think about this video? Make sure you tell us more in the comments down below. If you like what you see, don’t forget to share it with others who might like it as well. It just might be the highlight of their day! Enjoy!

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Published: September 17, 20181,444 plays$1.48 earned
Kid Gets Dirt Bike For His Birthday And Can't Stop Jumping For Joy 1m24s

Kid Gets Dirt Bike For His Birthday And Can't Stop Jumping For Joy

Mason literally can't stop freaking out after he is surprised with a brand new dirt bike for his birthday. Listen to those screams of excitement! Don’t you remember being excited for your birthday to come around? Obviously, birthdays were much more fun when you were young and didn’t have to worry about getting older. All you cared about was what gifts you were getting and you actually liked the fact you were getting older. Well, this video is about Mason: a young boy who will be getting surprised with a gift on his birthday. Filmed by a female family member or friend, we are able to see Mason’s raw reaction to his new present. Our video starts out with an SUV pulling up the driveway and Mason, the birthday boy, hops out of the car while being filmed from the driveway. There is something big sitting in the driveway, but it is cloaked by a sheet. Obviously, to keep the surprise a secret until he removes the sheet, we imagine Mason is expecting something big! The object is about the size of a bike so you can already tell Mason is excited because he seems to know what he is getting. Mason is a big dirt bike fan so you already know he has probably been hounding his parents for a new dirt bike for weeks leading up to his birthday. The same way we the viewers as kids would make a birthday list and remind our parents about it every minute! Mason is ready to remove the sheet, you can feel the excitement. You feel like a kid again when you are opening your presents, wondering what could it be. Mason definitely has a good idea of what his gift is though. As he removes the sheet, what does he see? It is his old dirt bike! His family has tricked him into thinking under that sheet would be a brand-new dirt bike, but no just his old used one. Mason went from excited to disheartened in seconds but didn’t let it show and went along with the joke. What a good sport! While removing the rest of the sheet of his old bike, you can hear his family giggling. Suddenly the garage opens to reveal a brand-new dirt bike. His family had gotten Mason excited with the bike under the sheet, then disappointed when he saw it was his old bike, then excited again with the new one. That’s quite a range of emotions that all happened in the span of 10 seconds! Mason runs to the new bike screaming and jumping, he’s already ready to take it for a spin. In fact, he even asks if he can take it for a little ride on the driveway. Just something quick to see how his new bike runs. His parents say he can’t because he does not have his helmet. It is always important to practice safety while riding. Mason is so excited and is hugging his new bike, he starts it up and takes a seat on it so how it feels. Definitely, this is a birthday young Mason will not be forgetting any time soon. Hope he enjoys his new dirt bike and stays safe!

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Published: August 13, 2018400 plays$0.54 earned
Dad shocked by electric fence, son in tears with laughter52s

Dad shocked by electric fence, son in tears with laughter

Dave and Chris had been feeding some cows and a big bull in a meadow on this farm. The meadow is surrounded by an electric fence that keeps predators out and keeps the cows from wandering onto the nearby highway. They were able to get into the meadow smoothly enough by using an overhanging tree branch to swing out over the fence to drop down into the meadow. But getting out of the meadow proved to be a lot trickier. Chris jumped up and grabbed the tree branch. He swung his legs smoothly over the fence and gracefully landed on the outside. Dave was confident that he could do as well as his son and he tried the same tactic. Unable to pull himself up enough, his legs touched the fence and he got a shock. He got a foot tangled in the wires and got two more shocks before dropping clumsily onto the ground. Chris laughed until he was in tears and he started the camera to record his father's second attempt. Dave tried to use a stump to get some extra height but he still wasn't able to figure out a way to get over the fence and out of the meadow. Chris encouraged him to make another try at the tree with a little greater effort. They both agreed that the tree branch was the best option. The gate was all the way on the other side of the meadow and Dave can't admit defeat in front of Chris. Dave believed that the stump on the ground would help him to get higher on the tree branch and he nervously lined up his approach. Chris didn't seem convinced that things would go any better this time. Dave was thrilled to get a better grip on the tree branch and he became optimistic. He was already congratulating himself on how much better his second attempt was going when the shock caught him by complete surprise. It caused a muscle contraction that he felt from his knees to his waist and everything in between. This jolt provided him with the incentive that he needed and, even though he screamed through it all, he quickly got his legs over the fence and dropped on the outside of the fence. Pain can be a great motivator. Chris couldn't contain his laughter and Dave felt the humor as well as the pain. He tried to explain to Chris where the jolt hit him and the two howled. In true fatherly form, Dave raised his arms in victory as if he completely nailed it. Fathers are meant to be an occasional source of laughter for their children, maybe even embarrassment, but this was a little more than either of them had planned for. (This cattle fence is set for a mild shock and the cattle are not harmed by what little electricity the fence delivers. The safety that it provides them is far greater than the discomfort. They are also smart enough to avoid the fence after one shock. Unlike Dave.)

 Flight Attendant Gives Hilarious Speech To Passengers On Board 3m30s

Flight Attendant Gives Hilarious Speech To Passengers On Board

Not a huge fan of flying? Many people share the same feeling with you. They hate flying, it scares the hell out of them. There are always some words of courage we say to ourselves before the flight. However, the moment we set our foot on that huge plane, the words are gone, all is left is our fear. During take off we always picture the worst: “Why is the plane turning like this? Are we going to roll over?” All panicky we just want to get off the plane. No matter how much we concentrate to watch a movie, look at the marvelous clouds or start a conversation with the person sitting next to us, it is just impossible to relax. And when a turbulence comes, oh my, we get so shaky with so many questions spinning in our heads: “What is that sound? Why is it so bumpy? That was a huge drop. What’s wrong? We are all going to die!!! Ahhhhhh! And so on and so on…. For some people it is because they are scared of heights…or, more specifically, falling. They don’t like bungee jumps, being near ledges, or even looking down from a tall building. It sets their heart racing and gives them a little vertigo, even though statistically speaking flying is one of the safest modes of transportation (there is a one in 11 million chance of dying in a plane crash, but one in 5,000 in a car). People afraid of flying, don’t have a similar reaction when in a car - they feel safe because they are in control. Luckily, there are flight attendants who know how to to relieve people’s anxiety before takeoff in order to make their journey more enjoyable. That is what exactly happened on the plane where Marty Cobb, a now-famous Southwest Airlines flight attendant, delivered her hilarious PA announcement to the passengers on board. It seems that entertainment works miracles - it’s the best medicine against fear. She acts like a stand-up comedian and the speech sounds like a professional comedy monologue which earned a huge round of applause from everyone on the plane. The video quickly went viral. She tells the passengers: “Can I pretend to have your attention for just a few moments? My two young identical twins and a daughter are going to show you the safety features of this 737-800.” Cobb then told passengers how to properly fasten their seat belts: “Properly fasten your seatbelt slide the flat end in the buckle. Position your seatbelt tight and low across your hips like my grandmother wears her support bra.” With her speech she has definitely made the passengers on this flight to pay a very close attention to some funny safety instructions. So, ​if airplane flights have you tense, this Southwest Airlines attendant might be the perfect cure to lighten your mood. If that doesn't loosen you up, we're not sure what will! She might even be better than a lot of comedians out there - just listen to the roar of laughter! She goes on saying: "Everybody gets their very own teeny-weenie yellow Southwest bikini." Her performance is so good, she even gets a round of applause when she finishes.

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Published: August 1, 2018292,420 views