FelchTheSmeg Comedy

Part 2 https://rumble.com/vu8a56-jim-florentine-prank-calls-part-2-terrorizing-telemarketers-and-crank-yanke.html Has all remaining calls not included in this compilation. 00:00 Vacuum Salesman Part 1 02:30​ Vacuum Salesman Part 2 03:59 Bitch 05:27 Broken Record 14:31 Corporate Ladder 16:57​ Sweetcheecks 18:02 Shotgun 21:17 Shotgun Epilogue 22:11​ Jimmy Lachman 30:05 Turds 34:16​ Motel Room 37:26​ The Fight 38:28​ Dump 40:54​ Write It Down 44:18​ No Son 46:41​ Going Postal 49:35​ Jailbait 51:23​ Job With Troubled Youth 55:10​ Annoying Long Distance Service 59:54​ No Walls 1:03:23​ Wyoming 1:06:12​ Threesome 1:09:07​ Under the Boardwalk 1:11:08​ Job at Animal Shelter 1:13:26​ Enema 1:17:13​ No 1:18:10​ Contradiction 1:23:08​ Head Found in Shark 1:25:58​ Horny Priests 1:28:46 Peace Corps 1:32:01​ Dead Wife 1:35:30​ Hearing Things 1:38:11 Grandpa Has Lunch 1:41:40​ No, No 1:45:24​ Sales Job 1:47:49​ Hooker Tax Credit 1:50:35 Pizza Pie 1:53:45​ Prison Rape 1:57:22 Senile 1:59:00​ Drives Over Man 2:01:39​ Needs A Loan 2:04:50​ Locksmith 2:08:24​ Doctors Office 2:11:22​ The Osbournes 2:13:23​ Special Ed Chocolate Factory 2:14:30​ Special Ed Alcoholic 2:16:26​​ Special Ed Lemonade Stand 2:19:18​ Special Ed Buys A Radio 2:23:32​ Special Ed Knock, Knock 2:25:46​ Special Ed Haircut 2:27:14​ Special Ed Donuts 2:29:12​ Special Ed Library

Touch Tone Terrorist got these customers to call him by purchasing all similar phone numbers to businesses they hoped to receive customer calls from and he would just wait for the calls. 0:00 Jim Bob Shoe Sale 1:41 Willie & Jim Bob Hoochie Momma 6:02 Willie & Jim Bob UPS Shoulda Sent It Sooner 11:41 Willie & Jim Bob Dont Fuckin Talk To Me Like That Nigga 15:11 Willie & Jim Bob UPS Jive Turkey 18:50 Willie Look On Your Damn Calendar 19:49 Willie & Jim Bob UPS Package Set On Fire 24:34 Jim Bob Redneck Repo Man 28:55 Willie & Jim Bob Admissions Director 34:29 Willie & Jim Bob Psychic Hotline 37:39 Willie The Angry Janitor

Complete footage from the original production with Josh Gad.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle, Junior, & Jones dragging clowns out of the car where they were cooked alive inside.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Jackie's epic farewell speech where she thanks everyone from Hitlers youth to frog dancers.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of the deputies taking a break from building the boarder wall to have an in depth discussion about Muslims transmitting pig-aids by using pig blood as ink in all their pens.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle and Trudy getting yacked out on some blow that they are cutting out of stuffed animals.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle and Junior responding to a a homeless man who was cart-jacked.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle showing how the sheriffs department is harnessing the power of the internet.

This is all 10 of the season 1 DVD uncensored extended scenes. 0:00 Garcia Takes Jackie The Prostitute To Dinner 4:42 Cops Toying With A Corpse 8:57 Clementine Pedo Sting Operation 11:15 Garcia Buys Clementine Dinner With A Coupon 14:21 Dwayne Says Goodbye To Trudy 15:32 Terry The Rollerskating Gay Prostitute feat Nick Swardson 19:48 Dwayne & His Korean Girlfriend 21:21 Dangle Tries To Hookup With Speeder 25:03 Dangle & Junior Arrest Brothel Patron 28:08 Arrest Greased Fat Guy Banging A Blow-Up Doll

This is the DVD extra of Dangle & Junior taking bongs rips while doing commentary for episode 10 of season 3.

This is the complete live uncensored performance from 2004. This sketch is funnier than most of the episodes because I dont think they could get away with some of these jokes on TV.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Trudy and Jones trying to drag a crazy slag out of the street.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of TeeTee destroying a wedding.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of all of the officers trying to move the Ten Commandment statue at the courthouse

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Garcia teaching traffic school.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle and Clementine being guided through Trudy's serial killer boyfriend's house.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Trudy repeatedly trying to mess-up Dangle counting a pile of counterfeit money.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle and Junior responding to a repeated gang rape victim's 911 call.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle and Junior standing guard against the terrorists who will more than like attack the President Bush motorcade.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Garcia & Jones granting a dying man's final wish who just wants to piss off the cops in his final days.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle, Junior, & Clemmy trying to rescue an authors only copy of a novel in a fire. They decide against it once they realize its a ripoff of Frequency.

This is the full unedited DVD extra clip of Dangle tracking his stolen bike to Junior's trailer.

This is the first half of all Doug Stanhope's stand-up recordings that have ever been released in chronological order. Check out my new series featuring Doug Stanhope baiting pedos https://youtu.be/YuuPaCT7NF4 0:00 Carlos Murphy's in Las Vegas 1990 Age 23 17:48 TV debut on An Evening at The Improv 1992 Age 25 24:05 Unknown Location 1995 Age 28 38:10 The Great White Stanhope 1998 Age 31 1:33:53 Sicko 1999 Age 32 2:33:32 Something To Take The Edge Off 2000 Age 33 3:29:53 Acid Bootleg 2001 Age 34 4:44:50 Die Laughing 2002 Age 35 5:50:53 Word Of Mouth 2002 Age 36 7:11:13 Deadbeat Hero 2004 Age 37

A spoof NBA commercial featuring some of the leagues most dangerous criminals.