Drunken Movie Reviews

A large truck-full of nitroglycerin. Shitty roads. No other options. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Joy: Under the Spell of Joy: Driving Me Insane https://joyheadband.bandcamp.com/album/under-the-spell-of-joy-2014 https://thedmr.com/movies/wages-of-fear.html

Revisiting a failed pub crawl of yesteryear and realizing beer really can help save the world. At least, until you wake up the next morning and see the aftermath of half-remembered fights, broken dishes and a weird burning sensation when you pee. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The Well: Death and Consolation: This is How the World Ends https://thewellaustin.bandcamp.com/track/this-is-how-the-world-ends https://thedmr.com/movies/worlds-end.html

Guy with no memory hunting his wife’s killer while not remembering where he parked. Hilarious hi-jinx ensues! Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Alice In Chains: Facelift: I Can’t Remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Wi0m5qPMc https://thedmr.com/movies/memento.html

Never let Mexican Prison get in the way of absconding with some questionable moneys. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Ten Years After: Watt: I’m Coming On https://youtu.be/Y0ECPqgVCHg?feature=shared https://thedmr.com/movies/get-the-gringo.html

Tale of love and murder through a warped media lens. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Revolting Cocks: Big Sexyland: T.V. Mind https://ministryband.bandcamp.com/track/tv-mind-3 https://thedmr.com/movies/natural-born-killers.html

The tale of a sorry, miserable squashed thing, and the dude who buys it. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Kyng: Trampled Sun: Falling Down https://youtu.be/fQYr0dy0OxA?si=mUUyel810aFXshDi https://thedmr.com/movies/falling-down.html

Nothing like taking a couple of trucks 218 miles through the jungles, loaded with unstable dynamite. Motivations and...consequences. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: High On Fire: Blessed Black Wings: To Cross the Bridge https://youtu.be/YvnqlYxQhJk?si=tHTYtWYUUH9yTfFj https://thedmr.com/movies/sorcerer.html

Buckle in, this is the longest video game trailer you’ll ever see. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Godflesh: Purge: You Are the Judge, the Jury, and the Executioner https://godflesh.bandcamp.com/album/purge https://thedmr.com/movies/dredd.html

From that Oldboy guy, the first half of the movie is pretty unpleasant. Then the second half, which is also pretty unpleasant, but in a different way. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Queens of the Stone Age: Songs for the Deaf: A Song for the Deaf https://youtu.be/Pqpo8x70-bM?si=XGm5SfvAedsioFFj https://thedmr.com/movies/sympathy-for-mr-vengeance.html

Some of the last outlaws, goin down the Mexico way and doin what they do. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Riot: Fire Down Under: Outlaw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrq_yNWCgB4 https://thedmr.com/movies/wild-bunch.html

Flashy. Violent. Hollow as an empty keg by 9pm at a breakdancing competition. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Ministry: The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste: So What https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85cTaoohLtY https://thedmr.com/movies/atomic-blonde.html

Whatever you do, don’t piss this guy off. He’s serious. And don’t ask him about his dog, either. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Judas Priest: Hell Bent For Leather: Killing Machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubCauRWS1s https://thedmr.com/movies/john-wick.html

When someone asks you to put on the glasses, just put on the stupid glasses. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Suicidal Tendencies: Subliminal https://frontierrecords-suicidaltendencies.bandcamp.com/album/suicidal-tendencies https://thedmr.com/movies/they-live.html

First Flick from the Coen bros, Texas-style cheatins and snoopins and shootins and bleedins. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Clutch: Psychic Warfare: A Quick Death in Texas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sj76eCy6ag https://thedmr.com/movies/blood-simple.html

Wacky Investigatins out on the West Coast, complete with imaginary leg guns and pron stars and killer bees and Yoo-hoo. It’s got it all! Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The New Mastersounds: Out On the Faultline: Way Out West https://newmastersounds.bandcamp.com/album/out-on-the-faultline https://thedmr.com/movies/nice-guys.html

Hard-boiled Detectivin’ at Ridgemont High Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Royal Blood: Figure It Out https://youtu.be/jhgVu2lsi_k?si=-U-8s285SO-vKu3z https://thedmr.com/movies/brick.html

Smokin, drinkin, and Dames. Well, one dame. And she’s kinda bad news. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Dead Meadow: Old Growth: Hard People/Hard Times https://youtu.be/qc60smHPq4c?si=CxWSplqhSlX6TWHc https://thedmr.com/movies/maltese-falcon.html

Puppet Murders. It’s an ugly thing. So much stuffings. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The Dead Weather: Dodge and Burn: Rough Detective https://youtu.be/3FUHrgeCa3w?si=5xHyzrVxdK2VW4jV https://thedmr.com/movies/happytime-murders.html

Belated follow-up to Chinatown. Is it worth it? You be the judge, I got drunks. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The Velvet Underground: The Murder Mystery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om1CYWChLbk https://thedmr.com/movies/two-jakes.html

P.I. Gittes bites off a bit more than he can chew when looking into a cheatins. Oh, there are cheatins, alright. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Thin Lizzy: Chinatown: Chinatown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmz_jaN9sao https://thedmr.com/movies/chinatown.html

NYPD Detective likes to drink and bust some punks. But word on the street is there’s somethin bigger, and he wants to make the bust. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Unsane: Blood Run: D Train https://unsane.bandcamp.com/album/blood-run https://thedmr.com/movies/french-connection.html

East Coast Hood goes West Coast Legit. Kinda. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Eagles of Death Metal: Heart On: Wannabe in LA https://eaglesofdeathmetal.bandcamp.com/album/heart-on https://thedmr.com/movies/kiss-kiss-bang-bang.html DMR Parody Poster: https://thedmr.com/now.html

From New York to New Orleans, this gumshoe got some searchins to do. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Soundgarden: Badmotorfinger: Searching With My Good Eye Closed https://www.soundgardenworld.com/music/albums/badmotorfinger/ https://thedmr.com/movies/angel-heart.html

Dying Master suspects some of his previous students have joined a bad hair metal glam band, and needs to shut that shit down! Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Brant Bjork: Jalamanta: Cobra Jab https://heavypsychsoundsrecords.bandcamp.com/album/brant-bjork-jalamanta-remastered-and-remixed https://thedmr.com/movies/five-deadly-venoms.html

Young Kung-Fu Punk Fks around and Finds out. Commence with the waxings ons and waxings offs. And drinking. Usually in that order. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Beastie Boys: Check Your Head: Drunken Praying Mantis Style https://beastieboys.com/discography/ https://thedmr.com/movies/drunken-master.html