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NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– A local cat named Frisky was arrested for allegedly licking itself out in public near a high school in New York on Thursday, police said. A state of emergency was declared by the governor until further notice. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/index.php/2021/11/12/police-arrest-provocative-cat-for-licking-itself-while-out-in-public/ Follow Daily Soak: Website: https://dailysoak.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dailysoak/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DailySoak Gab: https://gab.com/Daily_Soak Subscribe To Newsletter: https://dailysoak.com/index.php/subsc... Daily Soak Store: https://daily-soak-store.creator-spring.com/? DAILY SOAK is the world’s most reliable satire news source, offering the most distinguished, esteemed coverage of top breaking events in politics, entertainment, world, and celebrities. Possibly the world’s best satire.

VATICAN CITY– In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting evil stench, Pope Francis performed a nine hour exorcism on his personal bathroom after President Joe Biden desecrated the toilet, floor, walls, and ceiling with his putrid, brown fecal donation. #Biden Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/index.php/2021/10/31/pope-francis-performs-exorcism-on-vatican-bathroom-after-biden-pooping-incident/ Follow Daily Soak: Website: https://dailysoak.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dailysoak/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DailySoak Gab: https://gab.com/Daily_Soak Subscribe To Newsletter: https://dailysoak.com/index.php/subsc... Daily Soak Store: https://daily-soak-store.creator-spring.com/? DAILY SOAK is the world’s most reliable satire news source, offering the most distinguished, esteemed coverage of top breaking events in politics, entertainment, world, and celebrities. Possibly the world’s best satire.

BETHESDA, MARYLAND– While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, surgeons discovered Barack Obama’s arm stuck up inside the president’s body cavity where it was controlling and making all the decisions for the current Commander-in-Chief. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/index.php/2021/11/20/biden-recovering-after-getting-obamas-arm-removed-from-his-butt-during-recent-colonoscopy/ Follow Daily Soak: Website: https://dailysoak.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dailysoak/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DailySoak Gab: https://gab.com/Daily_Soak Subscribe To Newsletter: https://dailysoak.com/index.php/subsc... Daily Soak Store: https://daily-soak-store.creator-spring.com/? DAILY SOAK is the world’s most reliable satire news source, offering the most distinguished, esteemed coverage of top breaking events in politics, entertainment, world, and celebrities. Possibly the world’s best satire.