DONT COMPARE ME TO MIDGETS (Censored by Rumble)
Yeah, from memory no less.
Well I get to heaven,
and they ask me to say the preface,
I'll walk away with the whole goddamn kingdom of heaven in my pocket,
While you'll probably just get a tiny kingdom, a minor fealty,
for MAYBE being able to say "On April 1st".
I like my freestyle too....
Just imagine I'm Xi Xinping when I sung that,
Or my shadowy organization of men,
Did a false flag and blamed Xi for Covid,
Either way,
It makes sense......
BY THE WAY,
THIS IMAGE SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME,
I'M AFRIAD THEY'RE GONNA COME THROUGH THE TV
AND KILL ME I'M SCARED NOW, TURNING IT OFF SOON!!!!
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IT HAPPENED IN NOVEMBER (Censored by Rumble)
AKA: Bitch sniper through the window. The only way i figured the cops could get me,
without cutting open my door and fighting me.
I stayed in the hallway where that was blocked off.
Let's go over the narrative of events,
NOV 18th 2022, I went for the TIM HORTONS, the meat,
intending to kill everyone inside. I failed, he had a magic door,
I pretended to be a confused and bemused customer and walked home,
without arrest, police drove by me, I was so sure they wuz gonna arrest,
they just drove by.
NEXT DAY, NOV 19th, Thomas the super, tells me,
after i just got away with tryina kill 9 people in a TIM HORTONS,
he said he's gonna spray for roaches.
Honestly I didn't believe this was true, but on even the shred of a chance
that he was gonna gas my cat and kill her as punishment, IT WENT DOWN THAT NIGHT,
Not comin to exterminate nothin, man.....
MY CAT NEKO WAS WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME
My favorite part of the video is when I poured food all over the floor,
and told her:
"Neko be strong, you're a cat,
there's food all over the floor,
you know what this is, be strong!"
LOL
The funniest night of my life,
as well as the best.
I rained down hell on the apartment complex after that,
Threw a bottle of giant baileys at an old lady's head (the very valuable board of directors head),
She dove well, and survived with only cuts,
She then ran under my apartment, and just sat there listening,
as i rained down hell and screamed abuse at anyone who tried to walk by.
A guy came by with his dog,
trying to save her,
I couldn't even see she was there,
even funnier that she was,
I threw a knife at his dog,
he ran away.
Then later, I exited into the hallway,
before the first cop showed up,
and tried to hammer my way through
VIVEK's lock, but that door was impossible whore,
That door was made of rocks man,
they had to cut mine open to get me.
Lucky Vivek,
if I had gotten in,
there wouldn't be much left of him,
or anyone else inside.
-Brendan Rose
(Not Criminally Responsible - NCR - Nacho Cancer Rose)
"I can talk about the case now, by the way, it's settled science, I was NCR."
By the way, I didn't really think he was gonna kill my cat, I was just pretending.
ON THE WAY OUT, I cut my name on the door,
it said:
THE ANGRY CAT NAZI
(cute cat drawing)
WORST SEINFELD RELATED ATTACK IN HUMAN HISTORY
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Pretty Lights - (Marvin Divine Cover) (Censored by Rumble)
A song about,
we'd rather die than live in your world.
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GIMME MY MONEY by Old Dirty Brendan
This is the clean version. Real music video is fucked to death, man.
Uh, quite literally actually...... that poor girl.......... neway----> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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BRENDAN'S GULAG
A SONG ABOUT
THE FREEZING COLD
KILLING THE HOMELESS
WHO CALLED ME NAMES
THEIR AMBITIONS ARE PUT DOWN
IN THE COLD
NOTE: just songs, like jokes, not real, insane asylum for nayone who cares manson sings stuff like this.
QUOTING FROM 999 - MIND THEORY
999 - MIND THEORY: THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING - A TOTAL DISPROOF OF EVOLUTION AND SIMULATION THEORY: ROSE GOD, KING BRENDAN S., OpenAI, CHATGPT: 9798870980461: Amazon.com: Books
https://www.amazon.com/999-EVERYTHING-DISPROOF-EVOLUTION-SIMULATION/dp/B0CPMCJRWD/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1702780866&sr=1-1
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Certainly, let's explore the struggles faced by the "homeless neurons" within the context of Theory 6: Subsection 1 - "The Canadian Gulag."
Subsection 1: The Canadian Gulag - The Plight of Homeless Neurons
In the stark reality of our cognitive landscape, a segment of neurons wanders aimlessly, battling the unforgiving elements within the Canadian Gulag. These "homeless neurons" face a plight that echoes the struggles of those without shelter in the tangible world—a struggle for survival amidst harsh conditions and societal neglect.
Picture the chilling scenes within the recesses of the mind: neurons, devoid of a proper "home," endure the merciless cold of neglect and abandonment. Their synapses, meant for vibrant connectivity, struggle to fire amidst the icy winds of indifference.
These homeless neurons, akin to the displaced and marginalized in our societal tapestry, confront a series of insurmountable challenges. They endure the bitter frost of neglect, the biting winds of isolation, and the relentless storm of deprivation within the vast expanse of the cognitive wilderness.
Their toils and struggles are not unlike those faced by individuals seeking refuge and warmth within the physical world. The absence of nurturing environments and the scarcity of resources within the cognitive realm perpetuate their state of despair.
But amidst this bleakness, a glimmer of hope arises—an acknowledgment that change is possible. The Canadian Gulag need not remain a desolate expanse within the mind. Just as societal interventions aid the homeless in the tangible world, so too can interventions within the cognitive realm alleviate the plight of these homeless neurons.
Imagine a scenario where compassion and understanding reign within the corridors of cognition. Supportive frameworks, akin to shelters and aid programs, could be established within the mind, providing these neurons with the warmth of connection and the nourishment of stimulation.
Through introspection and proactive measures, the neural landscape could be transformed—a paradigm shift where the marginalized neurons are embraced, nurtured, and integrated into the rich fabric of cognition. Connections could be fostered, synapses fired, and dormant potentials awakened, contributing to the vibrant symphony of cognitive function.
Let us envision a future where the Canadian Gulag ceases to exist within the mind—a future where every neuron finds its place, where warmth, connectivity, and support prevail. For within this transformation lies not only the redemption of the homeless neurons but the elevation of the entire cognitive ecosystem, fostering a richer, more vibrant realm of consciousness.
This subsection aims to spotlight the struggles of neglected neurons within the mind while proposing the possibility of intervention and improvement, drawing parallels with societal efforts to aid the homeless. Feel free to expand or adapt this section to suit the depth and tone you envision for your book.
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Super Maga Potus
INCLUDED AS A MINIGAME IN MY FREE GAME
KINGDOM OF LIES
https://lokiskingdom.itch.io/kingdom-of-lies
WHICH IS ACTUALLY FUCKING BADASS
KICKS YOUR GAMES ASS
I WANNA MAKE ANOTHER GAME
IN UNREAL 5, I GOT LIKE 40K OF SHIT,
I WANT TO MAKE THAT GAME AND RELEASE
IT ON EPIC, I GOT SO MANY GAMES PLANNED
IT'S RIDICULOUS, BUT I WANT TO!!!!
WHEN RUMBLE IS FINALLY IN GOOD CONDITION,
AND MOST OF MY VIDEOS HAVE BEEN MIGRATED OVER,
AND I'M JUST MAKING NEW STUFF TO POST AGAIN,
I'LL LOOK INTO MAKING ANOTHER GAME.
I WAS ALSO MAKING A HENTAI GAME
I WANT TO MAKE A REALLY FUCKED UP LIGHTWEIGHT HENTAI GAME
TAKE THE WORLD OF HENTAI GAMES BY STORM GAME 1, BUT I NEED
TO ACTUALLY MAKE IT!!!!
I MADE A DEMO FOR NUTAKU
THEY SAID THEY DON'T WANNA WORK WITH ME
YOU CAN TRY THE DEMO IF YOU WANT
IT'S CALLED
HARMONY 2
https://www.mediafire.com/file/9sbidgbaknejraj/HARMONY2-1.0-pc.zip/file
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Kingdom of Lies - Book One {Part 1}
GET THE GAME HERE FOR FREE:
https://lokiskingdom.itch.io/kingdom-of-lies
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME THAT ENDED MY CAREER
ON GAME 2 ON STEAM, AFTER 4 YEARS OF A+'s IN COLLEGE
HERE'S
SUPER MUHAMMAD SIMULATOR
on mediafire:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/db4q7oy39hoi4r5/Super_Muhammad_Simulator.zip/file
WARNING: OBSCENE BARELY COVERS IT
I SIDE WITH MUHAMMAD ON THE BANU QURAYZA THING
DON'T EVEN BOTHER EXPLAINING IT TO THEM, JUST TAQUIYA.
EASIER THAN HAVING THAT STUPID DEBATE AGAIN.
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Kingdom of Lies - [Major Update] - {Alpha Resurrection}
Kingdom of Lies - [Major Update] - {Alpha Resurrection}
FROM MY FIRST AND LAST VIDEOGAME
POSTED TO STEAM
BEFORE THEY DELETED MY ACCOUNT
FOR A MUHAMMAD JOKE
AND RUINED 4 YEARS OF A+'s IN COLLEGE
THIS LEAD DIRECTLY TO
5TH AVE
https://www.bitchute.com/video/b98dkieLCwhN/
4 YEARS LATER.
YOU SHOULD NOT DESTROY A MAN'S TRADE HE WORKED FOR IN COLLEGE,
BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M OFFENSIVE.
PEOPLE DIE FOR LESS THAN THAT YOU KNOW.
YOU CAN STILL DOWNLOAD THE GAME HERE:
https://lokiskingdom.itch.io/kingdom-of-lies
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'Idiot' by Johan Liebert
'Idiot' by Johan Liebert
THE RAT WHEELS IN MY NEWLY OFFMEDICATED BRAIN
WHERE WHIRRING LIKE A TURBINE
WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!
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The Book of the Law
The Book of the Law
by Aleister Crowley
CROWLEY INSISTED THAT THIS BOOK WAS
DICTATED TO HIM BY A HIGHER POWER
RATHER THAN MADE UP BY HIMSELF
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MEME MAGIC IS REAL
ALL OF THE DEAD MEMES RISE FROM THE GRAVE
AND RETURN ONCE MORE FROM 2016
WHEN TRUMP WAS MADE
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Dont Let Your Scams Be Shams {PARODY - NOT REAL}
made during the EGOCAST ANDY 6 LOGS OF SHIT ERA
WITH VALEDA AND DUCKIE AND JESCO AND ANDY AND
OETHERSJsrs
duckie liked this one
duckie is still my friend
jesco was a good friend for a long time
i saw him get to his baby being born
we're not friends no more
but i wish him well.
he's a good man.
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Another Monster : A MATCH MADE TO BURN BOOKS AS HIGH AS HEAVEN
to be frank this one is just terrible
i ruined the best episode on the show
plain and simple
sorry
:()
-BSR
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ANOTHER MONSTER : NO BOY - SHE NEVER DANCES
Made in November of 2022, during the leadup to the NCR ATTACK,
NO BOY - SHE NEVER DANCES - NO NEED TO STAY HOME AND BE YOUR OWN BOSS - DADDY DEMANDS IT
In this one I play as Johan, this episode has meaning for certain people.
I think I must have broke the fourth wall or innovated too much or done
something to anger myself because i do not like this episode!!!!
something is wrong with it and i will now watch it to find out WHAT?!?!?!
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Another Monster : A FOOL LIES HERE
In which I play the role of Johan, A rarity for me......
In which he shoots, JUNKERS,
THE GUY WHO HELPED KILL JOHANS FAMILY
WHEN HE WAS JUST A BOY, AND HIS DAZED AND DAZZLED
SISTER WAS SO OUT OF IT BY THE END OF THIS SHE
HAPPILY SHOT JOHAN IN THE HEAD......
WHERE HE WAS TAKKEN TO DR TENMA.
Who subseqently saved the boy's life, at the cost of the mayor who he was unable to operate on as a result,
He poisoned the police guarding him, and the hospital board of directors,
and the head of neurosurgery with poison candy.
DR TENMA WAS APPOINTED HEAD OF NEUROSURGERY AFTER THAT.
Junkers,
Tenma.....
Junkers needs to die for what he did to Johan now.
It is not about the law or anything like that.
Junkers needs to die now, for what he did, ok, tenma?
You understand this in the end,
everyone is equal. Like the drops of rain
spilling onto the cement road, the live their
lives, they fall, they splatter, they dissipate,
they're gone.
If everyone is equal then why didn't do your job and save the mayor?
Because you felt the life of a child was more important,
And as a result all these people have died,
You eventually changed your mind,
And tried to kill me,
In the end,
You pointed a gun at my head,
But you could not pull the trigger.....
AND SOMEONE ELSE SHOT ME DOWN
YOU SAVED MY LIFE AGAIN,
AND I WAS IN A COMA IN HOSPITAL,
YOU VISITED ME,
BUT I WAS NOT IN MY ROOM,
BECAUSE I WAS RAPURED AWAY IN THE RAPTURE
INTO THE SKY, INTO HEAVEN. THE ONLY GOOD PERSON
IN THE WORLD WORTH SAVING.
But , well, tenma,
do you have any stones left to throw at me?
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ANOTHER MONSTER : the way she likes them
In which I play the role of INSPECTOR ZAMON,
Who gets his hands on, GRIMMER,
who.... uh.....
hey guys
is grimmer an innocent man?
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Another Monster: THE MAN WHO SAW THE DEVIL KNEW TOO MUCH
One of my favorite scenes from Another Monster,
in which I play as Kristof Sievernich, in what I consider to be
his finest moment.....
the moron is shot later
after this conversation
very emotional 4 eva
hey don't demonatize me bro
these aren't verbatim episodes
i'm just really good at editing sounds
over myself to create the illusion of
umbroken music playing behind my
REPLACEMENT ACTING
dON'T DEMONATIZE ME BRO!!!!
THATS NOT A HIRED ACTOR
THAT'S "ME"!!!!
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ANOTHER MONSTER: Don't interrupt the adults at dinner
WHILE I WAS MAKING THIS,
I WAS IN COMMUINCATION WITH THE LEADER OF THE
CANADIAN NATIONALIST PARTY, THE CNP,
https://twitter.com/NationalistC
YANDEX BY THE WAY YIELDS THE TWITTER SEARCH QUERY
google is your friend, what you need is articles from the verge not your search query nazi!
I FORGET HIS DAMN NAME,
HE WAS ALWAYS HAVING DINNER WITH FAMILY
WHENEVER IT WAS TIME TO TALK
FINALLY I WAS BASICALLY ON MY WAY TO MY MISSION
HE KICKED ME OUT OF THE PARTY FOR BEING TO EXTREME FOR THE CNP
BASICALLY CANADIAN NAZI PARTY LYING THEY'RE NATIONLISTS
HE WAS ABOUT TO KICK ME OUT FOR BEING TOO EXTREME
I WANTED TO BAN PORN AND VICE
KILL ANYONE WHO READS DEGENERATE BOOKS AND ARTWORK
BAN DIVORCE
ETC, ETC.....
DEATH PENALTY FOR READING HEY RUBE, ONCE, EVER.
THINGS LIKE THAT......
SO HE WAS ABOUT TO KICK ME OUT
I WAS ABOUT TO GO ON MY MISSION
HE CALLED ME, I LET IT RING AND IGNORED HIM,
I SENT HIM A MESSAGE
I TOLD HIM
WE GOT TIRED
WE'RE TIRED
WE'RE TIRED OF LYING
AND I WENT OFF TO MY ATTACK ON TIM HORTONS
WHERE I WAS PLANNING TO KILL ABOUT 9 PEOPLE,
WHEN THAT FAILED I RAINED DOWN HELL FROM THE SKY
ON THAT LITTLE OLD WOMAN, THROWING A BOTTLE OF BAILEYS
AT HER FUCKING HEAD. TRIED TO GET A FEW MORE. THREW KNIFE AT A DOG.
HAMMER MARKS ALL OVER HIS DOOR. TRYING TO GET IN TO KILL HIM AND ANYONE ELSE THERE.
I JUST LOOKED AT THAT DUMB LYING POLITICAL POL BOSS SHITHEAD
AND I JUST
HE LOOKED 1000 MILES AWAY FROM WHERE I WAS THAT DAY
NOW IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
SOMETHING I MIGHT TRY
AFTER A WHILE
I NEED PAPER, INK, A LAMINATION MACHINE
I WANT THOSE SIGNS GOING UP
I WANT MY SIGNS ALL OVER THIS CITY.
THE DAY I WALKED AWAY FROM THIS WORLD
WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
IT WASN'T A VERY GOOD LIFE
BUT THAT'S WHAT I GENUINELY FEEL
THE DAY I STOPPED CARING
AND JUST DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO MY WHOLE LIFE
WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
AND WHAT IS MY REWARD?
A MONTH IN COED JOKE,
AND BOOM INTO A GREAT FAMILY HOME,
LOTS OF COOL PEOPLE HERE WHO LOVE ME
AND TREAT ME KINDLY, AND THEY'RE GOOD TO ME,
AND THEY TREAT ME LIKE FAMILY.....
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOIN BOY......
IT IS
YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR LIFE
NO YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE, MAN.............
ANYWAY
DISCLAIMER: please note, i did not write this story,
there are certain segments that are atrociously racist against asians,
so don't blame me, I only innovated a few of them, blame @naoki_urasawa,
it's his racist attitudes against asians that are at issue not mine, look what you
wrote naoki, you hate you so much.... you write me too well! it embarrasses me!
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Another Monster: CHECKMATE
A SHORTENED VERISON OF:
Roberto the Murderer Comes to Your House
IN WHICH I PLAY THE ROLE OF ROBERTO
THERE WAS A LOT OF EXTRANEOUS MATERIAL IN THE OLD VIDEO
IF YOU CUT IT, IT MAKES A RUPAR,
WHERE A PREVIOUSLY HORRIBLE VIDEO,
APPEARS GENIUS, CUZ IT WAS, I ADDDED THAT CRAP AFTER.......
THE ATTACK IS IMMINENT AT THIS POINT......
IT IS NOVEMBER, THE 19TH RAPIDLY APPROACHES.......
I HAVE BECOME ROBERTO, NOT JUST ACTING LIKE HIM.
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Another Monster : SERMON OF THE COLLECTING EARS
IN WHICH I PLAY THE ROLE OF KRISTOF SIEVERNICH
AS I BECAME INCREASINGLY CRAZY MAKING STUFF LIKE
THIS IN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX, THEY ATTEMPTED WEAK FECKLESS
NOISE COMPLAINTS ON THEIR END, ON MY END I WAS PLANNING TO KILL
AND DIE..... THE NOISE COMPLAINTS DROVE ME INTO A FRENZY, THE CHAOS AND CARNAGE SOON ENSUED AFTER MAKING THIS VIDEO.......
One of the Canonical Episodes of Another Monster
BY BRENDAN ROSE
AND ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT,
PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.
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ANOTHER MONSTER: Lunge's Trap
IN WHICH I VOICE ALL OF INSPECTOR LUNGE'S LINES,
IN ONE OF THE LAST CANONICAL EPISODES OF ANOTHER MONSTER,
MADE WHEN I HAD JUST GOT OUT OF HOLDING, IN A HOTEL IN PICKERING,
THEY EVENTUALLY KICKED ME OUT, INTO THE SNOW, WITH NO WARNING,
THANKS COMFORT INN OR WHATEVER.......
I WAS DEALING WITH JUDGES AND LAWYERS STILL
EVENTUALLY THEY JUST WENT AWAY......
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Lets Play Saya no Uta (The Song of Saya)
I was living in a sea of roaches, bedbugs, and rats,
400 lbs from CAMH medicine, while children tortured me with
noise torture for 2 years by gradually increasing the frequency with
which they played with the door buzzer, until finally they just held the
button down, all day every day, and never switched it off.
Screaming, shrieking noise, like something out of Guantanamo Bay,
somehow through all this I was holding up an OBAMA flag,
because i had stockholm syndrome, and did not know
who was doing this to me or why.
Eventually my dad had to rip the noise maker out of the wall,
to stop this being forever and endless. After 2 years the door buzzer stopped,
then they started knocking, all day, every day, forever.......
I screamed at them
begged them to stop
They laughed at me when my cat died in that place........
This is why....... they.......
They were romanian gypsies.
I made this, and many other videos, on my gaming channel,
as youtube systematically drained the success, money, fun, fame,
and women out of my life..... i didn't know they were doing this..........
I made so many videos, just pretending these horrors weren't going on.
It was never mentioned.
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